We thought Meryl Streep was too old to get smashed #IntoTheWoods. Jennifer Lopez may be a senior citizen, but her stamina matches Casper Smart’s. Madonna hired 3 young men to run a train on her for her birthday. The older you get, the more horny you are. Streep is a certified hoe, but has suspiciously maintained a 40 year marriage. When Jack Nicholson was filming Ironweed with Streep, they used to hump like rabbits in Jack’s trailor. Now, meat munching Meryl has her cataracts on another sexual conquest.
“The movie that makes me cry is Anchorman. I have the biggest crush on Will Ferrell. I love him in every film he does. I mean, Ryan Gosling could be my child. I’m not going to have a crush on a child. Will Ferrell is a man,” she confessed in an interview with W Magazine.