Britney Spears taught Michael Strahan how to dance on Good Morning America. Insiders claim Michael wouldn’t shut his gap tooth grin behind the scenes. Strahan is lonely since his Nicole Murphy split. He was coincidentally busted cheating with a young, blonde. Brit’s newly single, and ready to mingle. Michael is not just a super fan. An ABC intern claims he asked Britney out on a date. She was like, “hell yea”. Spears sees all the press Miley Cyrus gets for sucking Mike Will Made It’s cock. Plus, Spears is SO his type. Look at his babies’ momma- Jean Muggli.