Eliot Spitzer Busted Masturbating In Public Pool

The married, prostitute loving, Eliot Spitzer decided to expose his grotesqueness  at the Half Moon family resort in Montego Bay, Jamaica.  He got turned all the way up with his topless mistress, Lis Smith.  He was kissing her all over, and sucking her toes right in front of families and children.

Former Gov. Eliot Spitzer and girlfriend Lis Smith outside her parents' home in Westchester County last month.

 

“It was gross,”  a hotel witness told New York Post.  “She had her top off.  He was licking her toes,” the hater said. “She would sit in his lap. Then he’d put her feet in his mouth. He licked her toes and was playing with her feet.”

Spitzer couldn’t mask his desperation, and Smith was likely charging his wrinkling ass by the minute.    A little kid spotted the couple, and yelled,  “Mom there’s an old guy in the Jacuzzi with this girl and she’s topless and she’s got her legs wrapped around him,” sources said.

 

Eliot probably never sucks his wife’s (Silda Wall Spitzer) toes, or thought of using his trick money for a hair implant.