Steve Harvey Headed To Jail!

Everyone in Hollywood is trading in their old wives for newer versions.  Dwyane Wade, George Lopez, and Kevin Hart, don’t have a thing on Steve Harvey.  Harvey worked relentlessly to seal his top spot in Tinseltown.  Once he made it big, he felt obligated to dump his wife, Mary Harvey.

Mary is pickled, and although courts have tried to shush her, she gave Enquirer an exclusive interview.  While Steve prances around Hollyweird rocking old school church suits, dishing relationship advice- Mary was allegedly conned out of millions.  This feud has been escalating  for years.  You didn’t know because Steve Harvey has a new wife already, Marjorie.

Police records embarrassed Steve recently when they exposed child abuse, and neglect.  Harvey beat the black off his son, Wynton.  Harvey tried to gag Mary, but she released Youtube videos exploiting Steve.  Mary said Steve took all her cash, cars, had her evicted, and turned her own son against her.

“Steve Harvey owes me $50 million, and I want him arrested for violating my civil rights.  I want him charged with a constitutional rights violation, falsifying documents, perjury, contempt of court, embezzlement, extortion, and collusion.  For what he’s done to me, I want to see Steve Harvey behind bars!”

Mary swears Steve cheated on her with Majorie.  “The judge said our divorce would be contingent upon the division of  community assets, but that never happened.”  So Mary feels the divorce is not final.  Precious did not sing.  “Steve is married to both me, and his new wife.”

Steve Harvey is willing to pay somebody to arrest Mary Harvey immediately.  What do you think?