Diddy Wants J-Ho Back

Cassie  is obviously on a suicide mission, posting photos with some light skin, broke ass, Shemar Moore wanna-be.  Kim Porter tried to date another man.  The poor dude ended up in the Pacific Ocean.  Cassie is livid and embarrassed by Diddy’s public date night with Jennifer Lopez.  Diddy has been distant since seeing Lopez Booty video.  Cassie hoped her youthful 3somes would keep Sean Combs hooked.  She’s pregnant with engagement plans.  That’s why she took him back after his Cameron Diaz fling. Standing in an Indian weave shop in Culver…

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J Ho Blocks The View – Rosie Perez Beef

Jennifer Lopez is refusing to show up on The View.  Her and Rosie Perez are still holding beef from the In Living Color days.  Rosie is more beautiful, and a natural Hollyweird magnet.  Jennifer Lopez sucked more pistols than Meryl Streep for her Latina Pop Icon slot.  The American Idol judge is at war with her mentor.  Rosie’s memoir called J-Ho ‘ghetto’.  Hopez thought her designer duds, and A-list status would help us to forget.  When Rosie was the choreographer of In Living Color’s dance crew, it got real.  Jennifer…

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J- Lo Turnt With Adam Lambert On Marc Anthony Birthday – Photo

Harry Connick Jr.  has a long way to go before we will accept him into our homes.  We hate American Idol without the dog, Randy Jackson.  Doesn’t  Adam Lambert look amazing?  He’s returning as guest judge while Keith Urban proceeds with divorce plans.  Jennifer Lopez is working like a slave to cement her Hollyweird position.  Today was Marc Anthony’s birthday.  J- Lo had no time to play bingo with her baby daddy, and ex-hubby.

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Khloe Kardashian Going After Casper Smart #KUWTK

Jennifer Lopez doesn’t act like she’s from the block anymore.  Her bitchy reputation has superseded her struggling career.  You can’t speak to her, look her in the eyes, or breathe the same air she does.  Chris Judd told US Weekly of their stressful world wind showmance. “You know it’s very tough, your privacy is breached. You’re no longer a normal person. [Our wedding] was a circus. I think several people got arrested trying to climb up a mountain… trying to sneak in. We actually rented the airspace.” Could this be…

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Jennifer Lopez Is Sick Of All The Swagger Jackin – She Say Kimye Fake!

Blac Chyna may as well get pregnant again.  Jennifer Lopez is the baddest, big booty, bitch in Hollywood. She’s growing sick of the dopplegangers, including pipe sucking, Kim Kardashian.  Kim acts like she respects J-Ho, but Jenny remembers how she forked Chris Judd after their split. Showbiz winos swear Jennifer hates Kim’s fake booty, and all the attention it gets! “Jennifer is sick  of all the talk about Kim’s butt and how much attention she gets for her curves,” said an insider. “She thinks it’s pathetic, because she believes it’s…

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Jennifer Lopez Has Another New Gig

Casper Smart’s confidence was shattered recently, when he assumed it was cool to propose to J-Ho.  Lopez career is sizzling, so the last thing she needs in a husband blocking her shine. NBC has greenlit drama Shades of Blue, which will star Jennifer Lopez as a dirty cop who goes undercover for the FBI’s anti-corruption unit. Per the Hollywood Reporter, NBC opted to order the project straight to series, bypassing the pilot development process, as it did with The Michael J. Fox Show. The project is currently scheduled to begin production in…

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Naya Rivera The Next Jennifer Lopez?

Gleeks share the misconception that Lea Michele is the breakout star on Glee, but it’s actually Naya Rivera. Not only does she represent the LGBT community, on the hit show, but she’s dating Kanye West’s rap protege, Big Sean. Write the obituaryfor Lea’s ego, because all eyes will be on Naya’s on screen relationship with the sexy, and talented, Demi Lovato, this season on Glee. “I mean, she’s playing my love interest, so I’m very, very excited about that,” Rivera told MTV at Video Music Awards. Santana Lopez is really just a muti-racial Cali girl bopping her way to the…

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Jennifer Lopez Ditches Casper Smart For ‘J-Lo’ Mattel Barbie Contract

Jennifer Lopez has decided to carry the entire Latino community in her Spanx.  She’s defied all the AARP stereotypes, and continues to rock stages in glittery cat suits.  Jennifer is a long ways from street tacos and #thestruggle. J- Lo is known for being a bitch behind the scenes.  You can’t stare at her, speak to her, or even breathe in her direction.  Her mother won the lottery, so she doesn’t really care if you buy her Pop music.  If you aren’t splurging on her perfume, bouncing to her beats,…

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