J Lo Hail Mary To Save A-Rod Engagement

Ella and Natasha have grown super close to twins, Max and Emme.  Having Jennifer Lopez as a step mother, makes life cotton candy ice cream.  Although Alex Rodriguez is a serial cheat, Lopez loves the power-house their togetherness represents.  Very few people in their culture reach this level of respect from show business.  Together, they have a massive fortune of $700 million and counting.  In true Hollyweird fashion, they plan to adopt.

We’re unsure how the adoption will play into the marriage.  The engagement has been called off several times since  the last March announcement.  Alex can’t seem to keep his cock in his pants.  Apparently mixing cocaine with steroids makes Viagra operate with turbo strength.  Rumors of infidelity crowd the internet.  Judging by Jennifer’s years of changing lovers, maybe her coochie doesn’t work anymore?

Fitness model, Lauren Hunter, has been sweating out Alex’ hotel rooms for years.  Sticky sex led them to falling in love in 2017.  She admitted  that they keep in touch.  Playboy Playmate, Zoe Gregory, provided receipts of A-rod’s nude selfies.  Zoe exposed him when she grew tired of his pleas for a threesome.  Lopez found out.  It’s how she got the huge diamond engagement ring.  This all happened about the same time Jose Canseco exposed Alex for cheating on Jennifer with his ex wife, Jessica.

To Alex’ ex- wife, Cynthia Scurtis, these rumors aren’t surprising.  Rather being left, foolishly in love, Jennifer is determined to focus on A-rod’s positives.  They have an abundance of wealth.  The quality time during quarantine made them decide to add to their brood.  

“Jennifer has realized how many kids don’t have a home and she wants to help,” added the source. “They’ve been heavily researching adoption.” As The ENQUIRER reported, the couple are also looking for investors to help them buy the New York Mets, which could set up their legacy. They’re also trying to figure out how to not only spend more time together as a family, but also find ways to work together while spending less time actually working!” said the source.

Do you think Jennifer’s engagement will end in marriage? Is Alex ready to settle down?  Is J-Lo unlucky in love, because of her stank attitude, or trashy kitten? Will Jennifer’s schedule conflict with parenthood?  Will she star in the Mary Tyler Moore biopic? Anybody can hire a nanny.  Do you think Alex and Jen should adopt?

 

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