Was Brandon Flynn Braindead when he skirted on Sam Smith? Why was the relationship so short lived? Did Brandon get bored? Was he even gay before dating Sam? Did Sam and Brandon get engaged? Any True Detective, wants to know. Why did #13ReasonsWhy, James Foley, dump Sam Smith?
#13 Brandon Flynn was humiliated at what Howard Stern said about his man. Howard ripped Sam before the entire world!
“I like that he’s chubby and gay. That’s why I love him. He’s one of those guys I feel like, he’s really good but I feel like that will be his only hit song — beautiful voice,” he added. “That’s how good that song is. He’s fat and he’s gay and little girls worship him. That’s when you know you have a good song and a good voice.”
#12 My Mother n Law said, “He makes some of the saddest songs I’ve ever heard. Is she lying? Is Smith the male Adele? Let’s take Stay With Me for example. Does it make you cry?
#11 Sam Smith makes up words. WTF does ‘non-binary’ mean? He’s basically saying he’s not male or female. Flynn prefers a confident fish. Sam is still unsure, and not nearly as confident as Adam Lambert. Speaking of Adam…
#10 Sam Smith hates Michael Jackson! Adam Lambert ‘accidentally’ leaked the video footage of Sam straight dissin’ the Thriller hit maker. Brandon Flynn, on the other hand, respects Michael as the King of Pop.
#9 Brandon is in pursuit of his own Hollyweird career. He didn’t want to be labeled ‘Sam Smith’s boyfriend’. Flynn didn’t suck pipes, and eat showbiz gumbo to be somebody’s plus one. Brandon is determined to blaze his own path to the A- List.
#8 “Seeing gay relationships is important and refreshing,” Sam explained. “You don’t see it loads.” This is exactly what turned Brandon Flynn off. The smoochie PDA for social media was a bit overwhelming. Flynn found it unnecessary to prove his gay love to the world.
#7 Brandon’s Jewish roots, and culture reject his sexuality. Born in Florida to strict, conservative, republican, parents- Flynn didn’t jump out of the closet until after college. His parents were humiliated by the leaked photo of the two men kissing.
#6 Sam Smith is always bragging about his Golden Globe and Oscar Awards. Insiders claim he can’t go 5 minutes without gloating about Jimmy Napes, Writings on the Wall.
#5 Brandon felt insecure about Sam’s fetish for girl clothes and makeup. The dress up play started when Sam was just a lad. Tabloids were crushing Caitlyn Jenner. Brandon was discouraged by the backlash, scrutiny, and mean comments.
#4 “I’m not the most eloquent person,” Mr. Smith admitted. “I didn’t get the best grades in school. I mean, I’m just good at singing.”
#3 Sam Smith had liposuction at 12 years old! Who does that? On what planet, does a parent allow a tweenager to get lipo? Now he wants to, “Reclaim my body and stop trying to change this chest and these hips and these curves that my mom and dad made and love so unconditionally.” Brandon simply wasn’t ready for THIS level of weirdness.
#2 Sam Smith told Brandon Flynn that ‘body image’ was the basis to all his sadness. Being fat is one thing, and being gay is another. Brandon couldn’t handle a fat, gay, depressed, boyfriend. Sam has to pick a struggle, or at least narrow them down.
#1) Flynn has been knowing about Sam Smith’s threat to permanently alter his sex for awhile now. “I’ve sometimes sat down and thought: Do I want a sex change?” Why should Brandon risk everything for gay rights, just to have his lover switch teams? He hates the smell of vagina.
