&Talent is a thing of the past in this town. These days, your popularity is ranked by your LIKES. Queen wigga, Danielle Bregoli, is taking notes from Cardi B. She hit the scene in a negative limelight. However,arguing with Dr. Phil got her a recording contract. Just like Cardi, she wasn’t a rapper until her TV stint. While the show was being taped, the twerking 13 year old tried stealing an executive’s car.
When the audience began judging and scolding Bhad Bhabie, she responded to them by saying “Catch me outside, how about that?” It was a challenge to fight her. Her Italian Ebonics made the phrase sound like “Cash me ousside how bout dah,” and she’s been clocking millions every since.
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While everyone else was distracted, Adam Kluger peeped an opportunity. The music industry thought he was smoking rocks.
By now, DJ Suede The Remix God, had pushed the catch phrase to Billboard’s Hot 100. Bhad Bhabie even inspired a viral dance. Danielle Bregoli received mandated time at a Utah ranch for “troubled teens,” because rich white people need help, not jail time. She was still convicted of grand theft, marijuana possession, and filing a false police report.
It did not discourage music manager, Alex. He saw cash value in her trend.
“Everybody got weird,” he says. “I wasn’t even mad that they were bashing Danielle, because everyone was bashing Danielle at the time. I was like: ‘You really don’t believe that I know what I’m doing? Don’t bet the horse, bet the jockey.”
Adam reached out to a few industry insiders, slapped some beats and tracks together, and made magic! Weed smoking, troubled tween, Danielle Brigoli, was transformed. Bhad Bhabie was born, and given the platform to promote her sassy tongue, and urban agenda.
Life isn’t fair. Bhad Bhabie’s talent has nothing to do with her soaring popularity. She’s hiring ghost writers, and scraping up awards left and right. The culture vulture has hits with all your FAVS including: Lil Yachty, Kodak Black, Ty Dolla Sign, Rich the Kid, Lil Baby,City Girls, and more.
Likes and Followers can be purchased on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram. Is our culture also for sale? Does colored wigs, and talking slang, make you black enough? After all, Cardi B is the #1 selling artist nowadays. Acting ghetto online got her a lot of followers. Mass followers, and aggressive sexual behavior- led Cardi to a gig on Love & Hip Hop.
Iggy Azalea, bought a new booty, and is dropping new music soon. We love the new Lil Pump song featuring Lil Wayne- Be Like Me. We surely can’t get enough of Bruno Mars little, sexy ass!
Will Bhad Bhabie openly date a fellow rapper once she’s old enough to sign her own checks? Can we expect Thot photos to boost Danielle’s likes? Is she prettier than Kylie Jenner? Should we buy likes to enhance our popularity? Or, should we go on Maury to find the father of our baby, and plug our blog site?
