“They’re using sonic pressure on my head!” Inmate NN7687 regrets joining Hollyweird’s Illuminati. Bill Cosby is fearful and paranoid. A jailhouse official leaked William Henry Cosby Jr’s private phone conversations to the National Enquirer.
“I think they have some kind of eye in the cell- every time I start writing, it goes up higher to see it.”
Is the Cosby Kids doctor starting to lose his marbles? Is Alzheimer’s disease killing Bill Cosby’s brain cells? Or, is he simply missing his wife, Camille, and family?
“I think the mirror is rigged. There’s a huge satellite on the compound!”
“Their plan is to make me look totally crazy, so nobody believes anything I’m saying.”
The taped confessions also reveal Bill Cosby placing the blame on police. In the mid-2010s, more than 60 women accused him of rape, drug-facilitated sexual assault, sexual battery, child sexual abuse, and sexual misconduct. “They’ve been tailing me since the 70s” he bragged.
“I have empathy for those women. I have understanding for the women- I saw what they were struggling through. Did I put those women in a garbage can? Your society put them in the garbage can. I picked them out of the garbage and helped them.”
Cosby’s mental health is disintegrating fast. Camille Cosby coincidentally schedules her afternoon swim during prison phone privileges.
His faith and religion is really being tested.
“You don’t take human life like this, and sabotage it, and rip it apart like Jesus Christ. Now I know what Jesus Christ was going through!”
A prestigious African American A-list actor, Bill Cosby, even feels his dead moma haunting his cell. Taped confessions reveal him rambling to a friend.
“Is it my mother- who is dead, in my mind possessing me? Or trying to?”
Besides the fact that “we’re all inhumane living bastards, who will get nuked in the end,” here are the Top 5 Most Weird things about Bill Cosby’s #LockUp.
1) Bill Cosby has one-on-one talks with metal poles during recreation time.
2) Cosby cries like a baby after binge watching re-runs of the hit TV series, The Cosby Show. He gets teary eyed because it apparently ‘brings back great memories.”
3) Bill Cosby does impromptu rambling comedy routines. They make absolutely no sense, and all of the other inmates ignore him.
4) Bill has a full beard now and fellow convicts say he looks like Osama bin Laden.
5) Cliff Huxtable complained about having to purchase deodorant, toothpaste, and other toiletries. “It should come with the amenities” he barked.
Do you think Bill sacrificed son, Ennis Cosby, for fame and wealth? On January 16, 1997, Cosby was murdered near Interstate 405 in Los Angeles, California. Ennis was shot in the head by 18-year-old Mikhail Markhasev in a failed robbery attempt. This was right about the time Cosby wanted to buy NBC too. The man blasted Ennis, and didn’t take his Mercedes, his wallet (with $1,000 in it), or his Rolex watch. Mikhail claims he didn’t do it, and is still serving life in prison (we think).
