Selling Blood For Gas Money

An economy car with a crooked Uber sign in the window, was stranded out of gas in front of a California plasma donation center.  Does Obama Care?  Students like Jessica Wade, donate blood twice a week to clap with her full time Starbucks gig.  It’s hard to be legit, and still pay your rent.  Until we ‘make it’, we flip around Hollyweird with a gas can in the passenger seat.  Floating around town on fumes, and a bootleg inspection sticker- you’re lucky if you have a rare blood type.  Then,…

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Auntie Fee Just Snagged A Movie Role

Wolfgang Puck has nothing on Auntie Fee, just ask Kim Kardashian.  Leave it to Ice Cube to pass the Hollyweird torch.  The rapper, turned actor, turned producer,  just hired your FAV to join the cast of Barbershop 3.  Gangster rap convinced Calvin Palmer to hire the world famous, cursing, cook- Auntie Fee! Everyone loves Auntie Fee for her humble spirit, and cost efficient meals.  The cooking viral sensation showcased her talents with Jimmy Kimmel, and Steve Harvey.  Fee bragged on social media, “I will be in the new movie Barber…

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