Category: The Kardashians

Kimbo Kardashian Pens Open Love Letter To Fiance Kanye West

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Baby, you’ve been my world since Day 1. Ive searched and searched for you. I was ready to give up. I was ready to say screw love, and be alone. I was drowning. You saved me. Our relationship has been 2 years of a crazy up and down rollercoaster. I wouldn’t want it any other way. I love you. We have a family together. We’re getting married this month. I want everyone to know that you mean everything to me. I love you to the moon and back baby.

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Kendall & Kylie Jenner Set The Record Straight After Selena Gomez Instagram Diss!

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It was already weird enough when Selena Gomez unfollowed Kendall and Kylie Jenner on Instagram just a week after hanging out all BFF style with them at Coachella. And while it was rumored that Selenita made the online decision because she felt the Jenner sisters were bad influences who were mixed up with drugs and alcohol, we’re now hearing a different story. Rumors are now out that the Jenner sisters are living a clean life and are more concerned about Selenita’s hard-partying ways! They apparently think she’s the bad influence who has more serious issues considering she did spend time in rehab.…

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Scott Disick Refuses To Show His Penis To Paparazzi Again

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We marinated in hopes of Scott Disick, and Kourtney Kardashian tying the knot.  Kris Jenner had other plans in mind.  Kush addicts claim it was Kris who forced Kourtney to show her booty for paparazzi  attention.  Khloe Kardashian has been on a knob slobbing spree since her divorce from Lamar Odom.  Kim Kardashian settled for Kanye West, but finally got her Vogue cover.  Kourtney’s meat beating image has fallen victim to love, children, and real life.  Jenner slammed Kourtney in a Ciroc fueled birthday dinner, all for the sake of…

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Marlene Dietrich – Original Kim Kardashian

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Marlene Dietrich was a bisexual, fame obsessed, drunken, floozy according to her own grandson.  David Riva was his grandmother’s agent.  It took him 25 years to speak the disgusting  truth behind Hollywood’s sparkling veneers.  A sex goddess, and showbiz legend, Dietrich was popping her poochie long before Kim Kardashian. National Examiner says Marlene was an extreme narcissist driven by her Beverly Hills image, and thunder cat.  Rudi Sieber had to know she was guzzling Tinseltown cocks, and licking Gucci kitten.    She bleached the floors of 5 star hotels.  but…

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Kanye West Buys Kim Kardashian 10 Burger Kings

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Today in amazing Kanye rumor-mongering: MSN Entertainment brings word that Yeezy is giving his fiancée 10 Burger King restaurants throughout Europe as a wedding gift. A source told the Daily Star, “As always, Kanye is thinking outside the box when it comes to gifts for Kim. She owns all the jewels anyone could ever want, so he is taking the practical route by investing in businesses for her instead. Kanye wants to buy her 10 restaurants across the UK, Italy and France, making her a real international businesswoman.” That being said, no one has a name or…

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Jay Z Refuses Kimye Best Man Offer

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North West has never worn the same thing twice.  Kanye West is Hollyweird’s biggest prick.  He shopped the sale rack at Paris Fashion Week, and Jay-Z refused to be his best man.  While Yeezus hoped Kim Kardashian would heighten his career, she’s destroyed it.  Reggie Bush got her best years.   Khloe Kardashian is the hottest sister, if Kylie Jenner goes to college. As if he gives a damn about Trayvon Martin, Kanye wore a hoodie to visit a Braziian slum.  We’re uncertain if he was shopping for a ‘natural’…

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Kaley Cuoco Did Disneyland To Avoid Kardashian Curse

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 Kaley Cuoco and Ryan Sweeting didn’t know they were purchasing their Tarzana newlywed hell hole from  Khloe ‘Camel Toe’ Kardashian.  By the time they met, they were duped out of $5.5 million.  The house is fine, but it’s the fact that Kardashian shared it with NBA star- turned crack smoker, Lamar Odom. Reports claim Kaley is crazy  petrified of the Kardashian curse.  She’s hired fortune tellers and ghost hunters to warn away bad spirits.  The place secretly gives her wicked vibes.  She paid a so called California hippy ‘cleansing expert’,…

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