Category: The Kardashians

Kim Kardashian Will Never Allow Roxy Sowlaty To Meet North West Or Kanye

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If you’ve been tuning in to KUWTKthen you already know they’re shoving Rich Kids of Beverly Hills down our throats.  E executives were hoping to overthrow Kim Kardashian, and her fame obsessed family, but nah.  Roxy Sowlaty is getting outshined by EJ Johnson, Dorothy Wang, and the bitchy blonde.  So what do you do when your co-stars have more followers than you?  Roxy got on her hands, and knees while speaking with WetPaint.  She name dropped more than Katy Perry. Wetpaint Entertainment: Back in January when #RichKids of Beverly Hills premiered, you tweeted…

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We Told You Kris Jenner Show Would Be Cancelled The First Day It Aired

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Although the camera loves Kris Jenner, she fell flat within the first five minutes with her boring prolonged story about the birth of Nori West. Had North been born later, or her show’s debut would have premiered earlier, this corny opening may have worked. But it failed – Kris trembled and squinted at the cue cards, but it was not funny enough.  The show is starving for new writers that want Kris to win instead of wanting her money. The chef feature was completely unnecessary. Viewers likely expected a better…

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Will Smith And Kris Jenner Are Fighting

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  Will Smith is still pretending he is not married.  Jada Pinkett Smith’s wish for a divorce will just end in a dirt nap.  Jaden’s showmance with Kylie Jenner is what unexpectedly bought the couple back together.  Will and Jada thought it was cute at first.  They shoveled Willow and Jaden Smith into the limelight, and even encouraged their friendship with Justin Bieber. Will Smith doesn’t appreciate Kris Jenner  using his kid.  She’s a fame monster.  Nobody on the planet trusts, or respects Kris.  Since Kylie and Jaden live close,…

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Scott Disick Dad Dead At 63

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The father of reality star Scott Disick has died, RadarOnline.com has confirmed.  Jeffrey Disick, a real estate developer, passed away last week, less than three months after his wife Bonnie died at age 63.  It is not known what took Disick’s dad’s life.  The Keeping Up With The Kardashians star has been silent on his father’s death and has not posted to his social media accounts since Dec. 31. This is very sad news.  Not only is it the holiday season, but because Scott is an only child, he’s stuck  with The Kardashians forever.  

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2 Words Kendall Jenner Said That Ruined Everything With Harry Styles

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The smoking hot romance between Harry Styles, and Kendall Jenner was really starting to get serious.  Then Jenner, like a Kardashian sucking a lollipop on a home movie, had to go and ruin everything.  It’s already bad enough he had to sign a reality show contract, but that’s not what murdered her chances with the One Direction hot boy. Kylie Jenner removed her weave for the New Year, and pretended she got a haircut.  Kendall kept her extensions, but muttered two words that pissed Harry off for good: ‘Taylor.  Swift.”…

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Kris Jenner Suggest Khloe Kardashian Nose Job At Age 9

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Khloe Kardashian has started back balding like she did when her daddy died.  Her sisters are her crutch as she heals from the Lamar Odom divorce.  We get sick of the whole Kardashian family, but it’s not their fault.  Kris Jenner is the worst mother of all time.  Khloe confessed a deep dark insecurity to Cosmopolitan UK: ‘She didn’t mean harm, but when I was around nine I overheard my mom telling her friend I needed a nose job,’  the big boned Kardashian revealed. ‘I was shocked; I hadn’t even…

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