Antonio Banderas Melanie Griffith – Coachella Curse

Hollywood may look great, but Sunset sins have destroyed the 18 year marriage of Antonio Banderas and Melanie Griffith.  The marriage has been rocky, and nobody is surprised they’ve finally divorced.  Industry housewives can’t help but wonder… why?  Botox parties are smothered with nasty rumors, but we have the real Tori Spelling skinny! When Melanie hit the Coachella Festival without Antonio the dookey hit the fan.  She’s been struggling with a dope addiction the majority of her life.  Griffith is the original Lindsay Lohan.  Banderas has grown restless with her…

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Brad Pitt Got Punched In The Face At Maleficent Premiere In Hollywood

LOS ANGELES (AP) — A man was led away in handcuffs after attacking Brad Pitt on the red carpet at the Hollywood premiere of the movie Maleficent. Pitt was apparently unhurt and soon resumed signing autographs. Witnesses saw the man from the fan area jump over a barrier to the red carpet at the El Capitan Theatre in Hollywood on Tuesday and rush at Pitt. Continue  

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11 Guys Tiny Should Smash And Make TI Jealous

Tiny has been the subject of divorce rumors for the last few months.  Fans believed in #TheFamily Hustle.  TI spent a few years in the free world, and decided he should dump Tiny to pursue his fantasies.  We spoke to Tameka Cottle best friend, Shekinah Jo.  We all agreed that Tiny is just too pretty, and fine, to spend anymore time getting embarrassed by Tip.  Until Clifford catches another case, and humble back down… Here’s a list of a few Hollyweird heavy hitters Tiny should let smash to make TI…

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Donald Sterling Leaked Conversations With Rapper Maserati Over Freaky Stiviano – Audio

Sometime within the last two weeks, Sterling had an hour-long telephone conversation with a rapper named Maserati. And while we have absolutely no idea what the connection is between Sterling and the rapper (this story just keeps getting weirder and weirder, doesn’t it?!), Sterling apparently trusted Maserati enough to talk to him about, well, everything. So during their recent conversation, Sterling touched on a number of different topics, including the intimate details about his relationship with V. Stiviano. In the conversation, which Maserati recorded and later gave to theDaily Mail (via…

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Tyga Lil Durk Beef- Somebody Chain Got Snatched

Everybody is throwing shots at Tyga since discovering he’s been hired as Kanye West ghost writer.  Did you know all the Lil Durk hip hop beef started over Tyga’s baby mama (fiance), Blac Chyna?  Lil Durk did a song exposing Chyna’s Kardashian-ish ways.  Tyga grew very offended.   Lil Durk refused to change the raunchy lyrics unless Tyga agreed to do a song with him.  Tyga agreed.  Lil Durk is hungry, but pissed with the Rich Gang affiliate for acting funny once he got his money up.  Durk removed the…

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Cameron Diaz Lesbian Lover Revealed

If you’re seeking another reason to hate that you love Cameron Diaz– she’s a lesbian.  Being Snoop Dogg’s blonde bestie, a Hollywood A- List banger, and Diddy’s side chick isn’t enough. Bravo’s Andy Cohen is like a young, white, Oprah.  He choked it from the gorgeous beeyotch without touching her.  “Yes, I have been with a  lady” she admitted, when asked if she was a sushi eater.  Of course, you are not surprised.  Diaz was just drunk, skinny dipping, the other day on an all girls vacation.  Cameron had Cheryl…

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Dr Dre Sells Beats For 3 Billion Souls

Gay Z can cancel his On The Run Tour with Beyonce.  Dr. Dre has set a new hip bar by selling Dre Beats  to Apple for $3 BILLION!  The living legend has changed the game up with this revolutionary, and groundbreaking accomplishment.  At first it was just rumors.  Now, The Wallstreet Journal, and New York Times have stamped the hip hop doctor with being the newest black billionaire.  Dr. Dre doesn’t have the bones to turn up like he used to.  You won’t catch him having seizures from Molly overdose…

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Blind Pug Love

Mike Vick was nowhere around when Pug Xander was blinded in both eyes.   A freaky accident left him deformed.  His heartless owners put him up for adoption.  Shelter workers fell in love with his bubbly personality.  He’s now working as a therapy dog.  Love is blind.  Xander boost the spirits of everyone around him.  His job is bringing joy to the sick and elderly.  He even has his own Facebook Fan Page.

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Scott Disick Refuses To Show His Penis To Paparazzi Again

We marinated in hopes of Scott Disick, and Kourtney Kardashian tying the knot.  Kris Jenner had other plans in mind.  Kush addicts claim it was Kris who forced Kourtney to show her booty for paparazzi  attention.  Khloe Kardashian has been on a knob slobbing spree since her divorce from Lamar Odom.  Kim Kardashian settled for Kanye West, but finally got her Vogue cover.  Kourtney’s meat beating image has fallen victim to love, children, and real life.  Jenner slammed Kourtney in a Ciroc fueled birthday dinner, all for the sake of…

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Will Hillary Clinton Die When Grandchild Is Born ?

Various media outlets predict Hillary is dying.  Being a new grandma, and top candidate for 2016 U.S. President has taken it’s toll on Hillary Clinton.  She’s emptied herself of physique, zest, and energy. Fighting Bill Clinton’s groupies, and raising Chelsea drained her dry. Washington insiders have a White House seat with Billary’s name on it.  Sadly, the former First Lady, diplomat, and politician is suffering, from a mystery illness that some suspect may be cancer.  In 2005 Hillary fainted while giving a speech in Buffao, NY.  The government called it…

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Marlene Dietrich – Original Kim Kardashian

Marlene Dietrich was a bisexual, fame obsessed, drunken, floozy according to her own grandson.  David Riva was his grandmother’s agent.  It took him 25 years to speak the disgusting  truth behind Hollywood’s sparkling veneers.  A sex goddess, and showbiz legend, Dietrich was popping her poochie long before Kim Kardashian. National Examiner says Marlene was an extreme narcissist driven by her Beverly Hills image, and thunder cat.  Rudi Sieber had to know she was guzzling Tinseltown cocks, and licking Gucci kitten.    She bleached the floors of 5 star hotels.  but…

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Could You Live In A 140 Square Foot Home ? Tiny House

Everyone is growing weary of living pay check to pay check.  Are you lucky enough to have a job, or waiting for things to get ‘back’?   Vina Lustado is tired of the government’s lies.  She lives in a tiny house.  A simple life.  140 square  foot home in Ojai Valley is enough for her.  She is no fool.  She runs an architectural business called Sol Haus Design. “I had always been living small all my life.  I lived in little guest houses for a really long time.  I moved…

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Game Baby Mama Drama

Game desperately wants to join the Illuminati.  He’s dumped his fiance and kids for more fame.  Jimmy Iovine encouraged Marrying The Game, in hopes that it would destroy Game’s union with Tiffney Cambridge.  He wants Game to resign to Interscope Records, but Birdman wants him to join Rich Gang. TMZ kicked it off when they accused Jayceon Taylor of  whooping his fiance ass.  It was heartbreaking.  Tiffney allegedly suffered a busted eye, and STD.  She filed  police documents to report physical abuse.  Game bragged to his fans on social media…

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Border Patrol Execute Teen For Throwing Rocks

Jose Antonio Elena was just 16 years old.  Border Patrol police busted him in the back of the head with a glock 40.  The bullet hit him so hard, he slumped on the Mexican side a few feet from the border.  Agents continued firing until the wall was splattered with blood. Authorities say he was throwing rocks, but refuse to release video evidence of the suspicious rock attack.  10 fatal bullets through a rock throwing teen doesn’t justify anything.  The kid killing cops still have their jobs.  Nobody has been…

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Social Media Helps Burger King Baby Find Birth Mom

A woman abandoned her newborn in a Pennsylvania Burger King.  Nearly 30 years later, Katheryn Deprill found her birth mother just three weeks after blasting it all over social media.  Katheryn met her biological mother for the first time in 27 years at an attorney’s office. “She is better than anything I could’ve ever imagined. She is so sweet and amazing. I’m so happy,” said Deprill. Deprill got it cracking by posting a pic of herself holding a sign that read “Looking for my birth mother. … She abandoned me…

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Ashanti Nicki Minaj Mariah Carey – One Thing In Common

–  SOUR. After years of delays, stalled singles and shifting release dates, Ashanti’s finally issuing her fifth album, “BraveHeart,” in March. A fresh cover doesn’t cover up the expired set of club stompers and ballads that lack the sass and inspiration of her earlier work.   SOUR. Mariah Carey’s new single, “You’re Mine (Eternal),” showed the singer attempting a throwback to tour de force smash “We Belong Together.” The fluffy piano ballad was sweet enough, but Carey then issued a syrupy remix with R&B heartthrob Trey Songz and a pair of videos…

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Alyssa Milano Gives Birth – Jennifer Love Hewitt Fat And Mad

Alyssa Milano isn’t receiving any Hollywood audition invites.  She just squirted her 2nd child.  Just when David Bugliari considered giving her the deuces, she steals Jennifer Love Hewitt’s baby joy.  Milano’s kid, Milo, is just 2. While Hewitt is still battling cheesy baby weight, Alyssa is on to the next… Alyssa and Jennifer have been frenemies for years.  Rocket scientist say Hewitt is having a hard time ditching that ghetto booty.  Autumn James‘ name was supposed to be Patricia, but Brian Hallisay was like GTFOH.  Patricia, Love’s mom, is dead.  Let…

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Did Shia Labeouf Steal Quentin Tarantino Hateful Eight ?

We aren’t supposed to know anything about The Hateful Eight, Beyonce’s skin lightening secret, or Miley’s new booty.  Hollyweird did Quentin Tarantino like they did Jay Leno.  They stole all his efforts, and convinced him to fire himself. Tarantino  is a genius.  It took mounds of prescription drugs and cocaine to concoct DJango UnChained and Pulp Fiction.  Hateful Eight was destined to be another mind blowing movie, but showbiz executives stole the script.  Quentin is fried harder than Popeye’s Chicken.  He knows it was someone he loved, and trusted.  He…

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Selena Gomez Drug Of Choice – Rhymes With Jolly

Miley Cyrus came through like a wrecking ball.  She’s accused of ruining the romance between Paula Patton and Robin Thicke.  She’s also ruined Selena Gomez squeaky clean image.  Cyrus glorified popping Molly on her hit single We Can’t Stop.  Westside streets claim Senorita Selena is doing just that- she won’t stop popping Molly. Selena felt so much pressure to compete with the strippers and prostitutes Justin Bieber loves.  When she did her first bid in rehab, her reps lied and convinced us she was suffering from ‘exhaustion’.  Exhaustion is just…

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