Carrie Fisher Crackhead Lesbian ?

The paparazzi busted Carrie Fisher geeking and tweeking.  She’s almost 60, but like Charlie Sheen, she can’t seem to kick the habit.  We hoped her lesbian lover, Penny Marshall, could lick her mind right.  Insiders are afraid she’s slipping back into her addiction.  Why did cameras catch the Star Wars legend jittering outside a Hollywood crack house? Enquirer has photo proof of Princess Leia looking disheveled and homeless wearing a black trench coat.  We’re aren’t accusing her of being a ‘rock’ star, but her lips were ashy and it’s 8o…

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Mariah Carey Nick Cannon Marriage Crisis

Did you think Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey would last?  Sure, they’re rich, beautiful, and have 2 kids at stake.  Carey has been treating Cannon  like a mitch because he’s not as fascinated with her as he used to be.  They keep dodging divorce rumors, but insiders say it’s zillions of dollars at stake. Mariah’s ego is crushed from whispers of being a dismal judge at American Idol. She’s been leaning on Cannon, and lots of plastic surgery to renew her self-confidence.  As if selling their family home  isn’t enough,…

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Eminem Married To Victoria Secret Model

The hip community considers him a Rap God.  Throw in the fact that he’s a living legend, and rich as a bitch- it makes you want to slap the trailer park out of Eminem.  Kanye West waste his fame, and fortune on whores like Kim Kardashian.  As if your life doesn’t suck enough, Eminem has gotten engaged to Candice Swanepoel.  She’s not all that.  Just a smoking hot, 20 something, sparkly eyed, bi-lingual, Victoria Secret model. View this post on Instagram ??‍♀️ A post shared by Candice Swanepoel (@angelcandices) on…

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Meet Michael Costello – He Designed Beyonce Freaky Grammy Dress

The dress was created by 31-year-old L.A.-based designer and “Project Runway” alum Michael Costello. I called him Monday morning at his Hollywood home to chat about the big moment and other projects he has in the works. Question: What a night! Answer: I know! I feel like I won a Grammy! Q: Did you know for sure that Beyonce was going to wear your dress? A: Absolutely not. It’s Beyonce, so I feel like she has all these wonderful options made out of fairy dust. She has everything at her fingertips. But she chose…

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Michael Strahan Bankrupt – Blame Nicole Murphy

One couple has enough star power to compete with Kanye West, and Kim Kardashian-  and enough money to rebuild Haiti.  Sorry Kimye, but Michael Strahan will have the biggest wedding of all time. Although this will be Kim Kardashian’s 3rd marriage, Kanye West promises fighter jets.  Kris Jenner works for TMZ, so the showmance will be televised.  Everyone already knows Kim is using Kanye for legitimacy , plus we’ve seen Kim get married already.  Michael Strahan is marrying Eddie Murphey’s ex, Nicole.  Insiders claim the couple is shopping a network willing to air…

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Do You Follow Zimmerman On Twitter?

George Zimmerman is a freak of nature.  Nobody expected, he’d still be breathing, let alone, engaging in a ‘celebrity fight’.  Since murdering unarmed teen, Trayvon Martin, he’s been painting.  His first one sold for $100, 000.  He explained his passion, “my artwork allows me to reflect, providing a therapeutic outlet, and allow me to remain indoors.” Zimmerman’s latest masterpiece, “Angie”, happens to be an exact copy  of an Associated Press photo.  Zimmerman’s brother posted it on twitter, and bragged how it had received private offers via social media.  AP clapped…

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Justin Bieber Is The Reason For Selena Gomez Rehab – Another Groupie Tell All!

After being video taped with a prostitute, and getting arrested twice, fans are threatening to deport Justin Bieber.  Chantel Jefferies, and Selena Gomez, aren’t the only ones next to catch an STD, from ‘Flieber’.  Another groupie told of her freaky night with the pop star. The sleazy fan signed a confidentiality agreement, so she could not reveal her name.  She was more eager to spill her story to USMagazine, than she was to fork one of Bieber’s dingy, broke ass, homeboys.  Her and a few friends were invited to an…

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Casey Anthony Parents Broke And Homeless

George and Cindy Anthony are really in a bind.  Industry insiders say they are dead broke, and steps away from losing their home.  Most people strongly believe Casey Anthony got away with murdering her 2-year-old daughter Caylee.  Casey’s parents have been footing all Casey’s bills since the 2008 arrest. Time flies.  Now George and Cindy are unemployed and in foreclosure.  Being on the run is not cheap.  Apparently Casey Anthony needs security guards at all times, plus she has to eat and pay rent.  Now their pockets are drained.  They…

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#CaitlynJenner Brave For Robert Kardashian Jr – Sex Change Exclusive

KUWTK turned Kylie & Kendall Jenner into rapper groupies, Lamar Odom into a crack smoker, Scott Disick into a  great dad, Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney Kardashian, into the hottest sluts in Hollyweird, and Kris Jenner into a monster.  Now they’re forcing Bruce Jenner to become a woman. “I just never liked my trachea,” claimed Bruce, after Kris pimped his personal surgery to the press.  The laryngeal procedure is proof that rich celebrities could care less about our struggles.  Bruce swears he isn’t Nicki Minaj on the inside, but professionals say this…

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OMG Barack Obama Will Really Deport Justin Bieber !!

A petition on the White House website calling for the deportation of the Canadian-born teen idol (Justin Bieber) had garnered 103,000 names — easily surpassing the threshold of 100,000 signatures required for presidential consideration. “We the people of the United States feel that we are being wrongly represented in the world of pop culture,” says the petition, created by one “J.A.” in Detroit on January 23, the day Bieber was busted in Miami Beach for impaired driving and illegal drag racing in a flashy Italian sports car. “We would like…

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MackleMore Ryan Lewis Divorce And Separation – Video

Macklemore and Ryan Lewis Grammy heist pissed a bunch of people off.  Haters blamed their race, and song dedicated to their gay uncle.  When Pharrell named Macklemore & Ryan Lewis for Best New Artist, Malcolm X rolled in his grave.  Fans claimed Kendrick Lamar was robbed.  Macklemore was forced to be sad, when he should have felt blessed.  Fans slammed the white, rap, super duo on social media.  Macklemore felt pressured to respond.   The caption read “My text to Kendrick after the show. He deserved best rap album. I’m…

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Hollywood Star So Vain She Has Surgery On Her Veins

The world is suffering from Kimye, crippling weather, and Madonna’s gold grill.  We need affordable medicare, and a break from twerking.  As hard as it is to get a decent job, one weirdo decided to burn money on the stupidest of stupid.  Don’t tell anyone we told you, but Angelina Jolie is getting surgery on the fat veins in her arms. Brad Pitt and the kids are rushing the couple to wed.  We know somebody who swears Angie won’t move without the surgery.  She’s insecure about the unsightly thick veins.…

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Tori Spelling Ignores Divorce Rumors And Cheating Dean McDermott – Mystery Girls

Tori Spelling is hanging on to cheating, Dean McDermott for the kids’ sake.  He’s checked his greedy, and ungrateful dingyness into rehab.  Sources say Tori is just hanging on, in hopes that her new show, Mystery Girls, takes off.    The Beverly Hills 90210  heiress has joined forces with her ex co star, Jenni Garth.  ABC really took a gamble.  The upcoming show is based off ‘Holly’ (Spelling), who is desperate to claim the fame she had in the 90s.  Go figure.

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Harry Styles Supports Queers Queens And Dykes

  He’s familiar with seeing his face printed on billboards worldwide – but it’s a first for Harry Styles who’s appeared as a poster boy for a gay nightclub. The One Direction star has even been softly airbrushed in the artwork to promote the suitably named Closet Party in Australia. Neither Harry, 19, or his management would have authorised the use of his image which is used as advertising for the “gay disco” around Melbourne. On the official Facebook page, Closet describes itself for the uninitiated as a “gay disco first started in…

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Why Are Hollywood Comedians Secretly Pissed With Kevin Hart

Kevin Hart is just getting started, but is already considered a household name.  How did he blow up so quickly, and so fast?  More so, why doesn’t anyone ever bash him for ditching his first wife, at the peak of his career (just like Steve Harvey and Dwyane Wade)? Sure Kevin has Real Husbands of Hollywood on fire.  Hart even had the opportunity to meet President Obama.  Ride Along, is however, his first starring role.  The Phili mini man bragged to LATimes,  “This is the movie that can catapult me…

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Woman Punches 70 Year Old Walmart Greeter Over Showing Receipts – Video

Jacquetta Simmons brutally punched a senior citizen greeter at Walmart.  Grace Suozzi was just doing her job. When Jacquetta Sha-Nay-nay Simmons decked her in the face, resulting in a fractured nose. Under the Granny law in New York, Simmons was sentenced to 5 tough years in jail.  Do you think she got off easy?  Where is “Your Mother” when you need her.

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Kesha Almost Died – Hollywood Skinny Obsession

Pebe Sebert, Ke$ha’s mom, claims her daughter was dying to be skinny- literally.  We knew Ke$ha was in a medical facility for her eating disorder, but we thought it was just her saggy booty keeping her down. ‘[The doctors] told me her blood pressure and sodium were so low they’d never seen that, except with someone who’d had a heart attack or stroke,’ Ke$ha’s mom said in an interview with People. ‘They said it was a miracle she hadn’t dropped dead onstage.’ Hollyweird is a beast.  You can’t handle the competition.…

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Pedophile Receives Lifetime Achievement Award? Golden Globes

Just when everyone got distracted by Miley’s twerking, and Beyonce’s Drunk In Love holiday season- Woody Allen’s son, Ronan Farrow had to kill the vibe.  Allen was honored with a Lifetime Achievement Award before his peers at the Golden Globes.  We never had the chance to celebrate, because Ronan was quick to remind us: Is this what’s required in Hollywood? We don’t know all the details of Woody’s alleged love of children, but he did end up marrying his adopted daughter. #NoMorganFreeman  

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Wells Fargo Busted Cheating Customers

Have you ever mysteriously received a credit card in the mail that you did not order?  Sources claim Wells Fargo is working their employees like  slaves.  If employees don’t meet sales goals, they’re threatened with a spot in the unemployment line.  An LATimes investigation found that all the pressure  to meet quotas forced employees to open unneeded accounts for customers.  Can you believe employees ordered credit cards without customers’ permission, and even forged client signatures on paperwork. “We were constantly told we would end up working for McDonald’s,” said (Rita) Murillo, who…

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