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Britney Spears Blaming ______ For Weak Album Sales?

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A toned body, a sound mind, and mini stint as host of X Factor, didn’t help Britney Spears career at all.  We’re more interested in the pill popping, and head shaving.  Spears put way too much pressure on herself naming her latest album flop Britney Jean.  As if? Britney is pissed with Queen B.  The ratchet weaves will fly if they ever meet in person, according to Spears camp.  Britney Spears went on an all out rampage when Beyonce dropped her album out of nowhere like a thief in the…

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Nina Dobrev Talks Ian Somerhalder And People’s Choice Kiss

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Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder graciously accepted the People’s Choice Award for “Best Chemistry”.  Can you say ‘awkward’ ?  Everyone knows Nina is  down to smash anyone in Hollywood with the right connections. The Vampire Diaries ex-couple tried to joke about their breakup during the acceptance speech.  Dobrev was so happy E! News wanted to talk to her. “It’s just honest, all it was was just honest. You call a spade a spade.” “I was trying to figure out, like what do you say in that situation?” she explained. “We…

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Kendra Wilkinson Ditched Her Real Family For Hollyweird

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Who thought Kendra Wilkinson would still be married?  We thought she’d be back twerking her dingy poochie with a rich rapper by now.  Hugh Hefner’s Girl Next Door has settled into a nice life with husband, Hank Baskett, but sources are wondering why she’s such a bitch towards her real family. Weirdos claim when Kendra’s mom, Patti Wilkinson went nosing around wondering if Kendra was preggers, she told her “go die.”  Kendra’s brother Colin Wilkinson responded with ”Every1 plz never ask me about my sister again. She is no longer a…

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Flavor Flav Mom Dies

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Tonite’s Homegoing for Flavor’s Mom >Here at Flavor Flav’s Mom’s funeral tonight. Keep him and his family in ur prayers. His mom Anna Drayton was a fantastic lady. We (Full Force)were fortunate & proud to have Flav record in the studio with us (just 2 weeks ago b4 his mom passed) on a special all-star project dedicated to our brother Paul’s Cancer champion initiative. Flav is a great & giving guy. R.I.P. to his great & giving mother who is now in heaven. P.S. Here payin respects was Chuck D,Uncle…

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The Voice Demands Christina Aguilera Lose Weight

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Hollywood is home to the lettuce wrapped hamburger, and rumors have exposed the real reason Christina Aguilera dropped all her weight so quickly.  She is guilty of suffering from success, along with fellow slut turned mom- Britney Jean, and her fellow The Voice coach Blake Shelton. Christina has dropped an overwhelming 40 pounds.  She is unrecognizable, and fans are confused.  The sexy and divorced superstar has battled weight issues forever.  Insiders even speculate her weight insecurity helped fuel her divorce.  The Voice executives grew sick of Christina being the butt…

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Ellen von Unwerth On Her Sexiest Behavior

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“I shoot a lot,” says (Ellen) Von Unwerth, sitting in the Chateau lobby with a tall glass of soda water, her hair a stylish tangle of blond waves and curls. “I shoot almost like filming. When I go through my pictures on the computer, it’s like I’m watching a film. There’s lots of movement, lots of things going on.  There are celebrities and supermodels in the pictures, but also masks and high heels, often with a cigarette smoldering between a pair of glossy lips, and sometimes blindfolds, whips and long…

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Why Kerry Washington Wants A Divorce

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Hollywood can’t get enough of Kerry Washington’s real life Scandal.  Rumors are buzzing that it’s trouble in paradise already.  Although Kerry Washington is pregnant, she refuses to lose the slot she freaked so hard for.  Her husband, Nnamdi Asomugha, is broke now.  The NFL decided to let him go.  So he’s been spending all his extra time nagging Washington to pieces. Kerry is 36, and at the peak of her career.  However, her ambition, and obsession with Hollywood is driving a wedge between the newlywed couple.  Nnamdi is complaining how…

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Highclere Castle – The Real Downton Abbey

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But Highclere isn’t exactly a home, at least, not the way we might think of one. I may display pictures of my godmother in my home, but she is not Queen Elizabeth II, the current earl’s godmother whose photo is on display. I have a desk, but it didn’t belong to Napoleon Bonaparte. My dishes are not Meissen china. To be at Highclere, as I was in October with a group of foreign reporters, is to be caught in the spell of the fairy-tale story of the castle that gave rise…

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Hollywood Actress Busted Stealing Groceries!

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#TheStruggle is real.  We knew Hollyweird was the home of ‘faking it until you make it’.  Riding in a fancy sports car, with an empty gas tank, and a beautiful face must be hard.   A stunning Hollywood actress just got a starring role in a crime drama  …  she was arrested for shoplifting, but we’re not talking jewelry … we’re talking avocados. According to the police report … Ayelet Ben-Shahar — who has a role on “House of Lies” — was placed under citizens arrested for allegedly pilfering $400 worth of…

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Who Got Super Skinny To Get A Reality Show?

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It’s a very sad day in Hollywood.  Starlets are refusing salads, snorting cocaine, and showing obvious signs of bulimia.  Everyone is desperate to be thinner than Nicole Richie, who weighs about 85 pounds. While Paris Hilton disregarded Hollweird’s pressures to be super thin, Nicole is scary skinny.  Paris has joined the hip hop community, and gained so much weight, insiders wondered if she was pregnant. Every since Nicole’s show with Jessica Simpson got the boot, she’s been on a weight loss binge.  The skeletal beauty queen has battled several problems in…

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What Did Eddie Cibrian Buy LeAnn Rimes For Christmas? Video

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LeAnn Rimes must be really happy in her marriage to Eddie Cibrian.  She’s gotten fat.  LeAnn can’t step on a dime, and make a quarter yet- but she can’t fit her engagement ring Eddie gave her in 2010.  It doesn’t take an expert to see that LeAnn has gained at least 30 pounds since she first ripped Eddie from Brandi Glanville. LeAnn Rimes refused to accept the weight gain, but her pride wouldn’t allow her to have the 5 karat stunner resized.  The ring got so snug, she considered using…

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Deron Williams Responsible For Bald Eagle Deaths In Utah?

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It’s already bad enough Deron Williams in a straight up coach killer.  He’s gotten 3 1/2 coaches fired so far including:  Jerry Sloan, Avery Johnson, P.J. Carlesimo, and Jason Kidd is on his way out the door. We’re uncertain what hex Williams is packing, but bald eagles are mysteriously dropping dead in Utah.  Nobody can figure out why over 20 bird have died within a few weeks.  The nation’s top bird is suffering from head tremors, seizures, and their legs, feet, and wings are paralyzed. Utah Jazz fans are scratching…

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Preacher Attempts To Walk On Water And Drowns

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“An evangelist who tried replicating Jesus’ miracle of walking on water has reportedly drowned off the western coast of Africa. Pastor Franck Kabele, 35, told his congregation he could repeat the biblical miracle, and he attempted it from a beach in Gabon’s capital of Libreville. ‘He told churchgoers he’d had a revelation that if he had enough faith, he could walk on water like Jesus,’ an eyewitness told the Glasgow Daily Record. ‘He took his congregation to the beach saying he would walk across the Komo estuary, which takes 20 minutes…

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2 Words Kendall Jenner Said That Ruined Everything With Harry Styles

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The smoking hot romance between Harry Styles, and Kendall Jenner was really starting to get serious.  Then Jenner, like a Kardashian sucking a lollipop on a home movie, had to go and ruin everything.  It’s already bad enough he had to sign a reality show contract, but that’s not what murdered her chances with the One Direction hot boy. Kylie Jenner removed her weave for the New Year, and pretended she got a haircut.  Kendall kept her extensions, but muttered two words that pissed Harry off for good: ‘Taylor.  Swift.”…

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Blake Shelton Miranda Lambert Divorce Certain

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“All hell broke loose.  Blake said he wanted Miranda to be pregnant by their 3rd wedding anniversary in May.  He’s sick of waiting.  He said if Miranda was a good wife, she’d give him a baby.  Miranda shot back, ‘No way- Not after losing all this weight.’” Now Miranda Lambert’s suspect J-Hud ish weight loss is all starting to make sense.  It’s official, she’s getting divorced in 2014.  Blake Shelton has ruined the best thing that has ever happened to him.  Shelton’s elephantine ego from The Voice success has erupted…

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Lindsay Lohan Is Still Addicted

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Lindsay Lohan is rejecting all claims that she’s back on that snow, but it’s impossible to avoid partying in Hollywood.  Sources claim she encouraged her friend to beat Paris Hilton’s brother like Rodney King.  You aren’t surprised she’s partying with the wrong crowd, despite her tears on Oprah’s couch.  Her mother, Dina Lohan, doesn’t encourage Lindsay to get high-  she just doesn’t encourage her to get sober. Lohan has seemingly replaced one addiction with another.  Weirdos say she’s a shopaholic.  Everyone in the industry is required to look good, but…

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Kris Jenner Suggest Khloe Kardashian Nose Job At Age 9

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Khloe Kardashian has started back balding like she did when her daddy died.  Her sisters are her crutch as she heals from the Lamar Odom divorce.  We get sick of the whole Kardashian family, but it’s not their fault.  Kris Jenner is the worst mother of all time.  Khloe confessed a deep dark insecurity to Cosmopolitan UK: ‘She didn’t mean harm, but when I was around nine I overheard my mom telling her friend I needed a nose job,’  the big boned Kardashian revealed. ‘I was shocked; I hadn’t even…

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Will Mark Wahlberg Donnie Wahlberg Reality Show Feature Secret Baby?

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Mark and Donnie Wahlberg are cooking up burgers for their new  A&E show “Wahlburgers.”  The super successful actors will introduce us to their other brother Paul, and hopefully Donnie’s secret love child. We’re uncertain if even his new girlfriend, Jenny McCarthy, knows the real reason Donnie’s marriage to Kim Fey ended horribly.  9 years of happiness was shattered by The New Kids On The Block– literally.  Donnie hooked up with a Canadian model, Michelle Tomlinson, and the poochie got so good, he slipped up and got her pregnant. Donnie was humiliated, and felt…

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Why Did Kourtney Kardashian Skip The Christmas Eve Party?

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Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick were noticeably absent from the Kardashians’  fancy smancy Christmas Eve party.  Kanye West, and Kim Kardashian even invited Tyga and Blac Chyna.  Hollyweird insiders have exclusively let the cat out the bag exposing the secret reason Kourt, and Scott were a no-show to the holiday festivities. Kylie and Kendall Jenner were there on their sexiest behavior.  Khloe ‘camel-toe’ Kardashian is pretending to be unphased by her divorce from Lamar Odom, so you know she was looking amazing.  The beautiful sisters invited a few friends too.…

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Snooki Gets Married – JWoww Gets Pregnant

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Snooki and JWoww are fighting to extend their 15 minutes of fame.  Fans aren’t so interested now that they aren’t getting drunk, and having random sex like on Jersey Shore. Snooki has been engaged forever, but decided to finally began planning her wedding to her baby daddy, Jionni LaValle.  She was waiting to see if Hollyweird would accept her extreme weight loss, and move them from Z to Y-List.  Since Jionni has a big family, insiders claim the wedding will be huge and over the top.  Can Snooki afford a…

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Has Fame Ruined Rebel Wilson – Super Fun Night

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Rebel Wilson is turning the set of her new show, Super Fun Night, in to a hell hole.  The problem is, she also writes, and produces the show.  She’s not just fat, she’s a fat Beeyotch, and ABC loves her.  Rebel is too big for television, and has made no secret of her quest to become a movie star. Wilson is bursting with talent, but she treats her co-stars, Lauren Ash and Liza Lapira, like a mangy dog’s doo-doo.  Rebel’s ego is out of control.  A ‘weirdo’ exclusively spoke with…

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Simon Cowell Speaks On ARTFLOP vs Beyonce – Video

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Lady Gaga is one of the most talented people on the planet.  Hollywood is unfaithful, and you are too.  Little Monsters have become Smilers.  Gaga may be rolling with Versace, but everyone hates her now for some reason.  Remember that death-defying night Miley Cyrus twerked on Robin Thicke?  That was supposed to be Lady Gaga’s coming out party.  Lady Gaga is an artist, woman, or man.  Gaga’s the next Madonna, if Miley Cyrus holds her breath. In an  interview with Kay Burley and Stig Abell, Simon Cowell had to add…

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You Won’t Believe Who Nina Dobrev Is Spending The Christmas Holidays With!

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“The Vampire Diaries” star, Nina Dobrev shocked her mom with a surprise trip for the holiday season.   Dobrev took her mother Michaela Constantine to the White House holiday party in Washington D.C. and to Rockefeller Center in New York City. “Took my mom to the White House last week where we saw @FLOTUS,” Dobrev tweeted along with this photo. Thanks Nina, now we don’t what to get our moms for Christmas.  

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Demi Lovato – The X Factor – Who Dumped Who? Video

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Simon Cowell is arranging  his Geritol dosage in preparation for his newborn’s arrival.   He doesn’t realize Demi Lovato is THIS close to knocking the sugar from his ass.  Nobody quite understood why Demi would just ditch X-Factor in the middle of her fading career. Demi Lovato is furious at the weirdos of  X Factor.  Her feelings of betrayal suggest she was blindsided by the skit that mocked her addiction … according to TMZ. Peep the video below.  Does it remind you of the days Demi Lovato was snorting Whitney, and…

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What Eligible Hollywood Bachelor Has Sharon Stone All Hot And Bothered?

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Gerard Butler makes Sharon Stone’s Depends soggy.   TMZ was right when suggesting he’d ‘fork your mother’, because rumors claim he’s smashing Sharon Stone.  Sharon may be old, but her kitten is young.  Sources claim she’s desperately trying to hook Gerard with her Basic Instinct moves, and senior citizen discounts. Butler is a man-whore.  Sharon doesn’t care, she’s not looking for a relationship.  She just needs somebody to knock the dust off that lonely cougar in  her skirt.  Insiders say they flirted hard at a party, and Gerard kept telling…

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Kristen Stewart Robert Pattinson Leaving Hollywood Together Forever

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Kristen Stewart was born rich, so the glitzy city lights of Hollyweird aren’t a big deal.  The ungrateful trampire has been eyeing the Idaho Mountains to escape fame’s glare.  Stewart can have Idaho, but we’d be damned if we allow her to drag Robert Pattinson along with her. Hollywood isn’t a place for anti social, sober, weirdos.  Pattinson allegedly snorts more cocaine than a Victoria Secret model, so Kristen is trying her best to convince him to move to Idaho with her.  Not only is Rob refusing to embrace the…

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