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Six year old Hunter Yelton was suspended from school for kissing a female classmate on the hand. While the kids where in reading group, he bent over and kissed her. As a result, Hunter now has a record for harassment. This is the second time Hunter got in trouble for kissing his girlfriend. Are they being too tough, or is he a mini pervert? Where is “Your Mother” when you need her?
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Kendall Jenner is barely 18, but she’s already putting her skinny cock on the block. Harry Styles hasn’t figured out how the paparazzi keeps finding his whereabouts. Kardashians do not believe in privacy. We knew Kris Jenner was a snake , but now we have proof that she pimps her daughters out to the press! According to OK Magazine, Kris has Versace demands for her girls’ potential boyfriends. We can’t help but wonder, why Harry felt Kendall Jenner was worth all the drama. #1. Suitable suitors only: Kris Jenner…
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Jarret Crump was shot Nov. 25 and had no gang ties or criminal history. He was heading out to play basketball after having dinner with his grandmother when he was murdered. The surveillance video shows a gunman get out of an SUV, fire gunshots over another car’s hood, and then get back inside the SUV and burn off. When the light turns green, other cars can be seen driving away,like nothing happened.
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Carrie Underwood, and her rumored booty buddy, Brad Paisley are in deep shiz. Their hit duet song, Remind Me, is the subject of a serious lawsuit. A Nashville judge refused to dismiss a songwriter’s claim of having her song stolen. Amy Bowen is accusing the duo of being thieves, but this happens all the time in Hollywood. Forget Amy, Hollyweird streets say Carrie and Brad ‘beat it’ Paisley are forking around behind their spouses back. We hope it’s untrue, but everyone knows Carrie Underwood, and her Hockey husband, Mike…
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Here is the real life #BADGRANDPA. Tim Adams shot his four-month old grandson, 4 year old granddaughter, and his daughter’s boyfriend. No one survived ,except his daughter who scattered when he misfired. When the police rolled up, he killed himself. Where is “Your Mother” when you need her.
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A lot of parents are feeling upset right now. A teacher sent a permission slip to parents urging them to keep their kids clean. She was totally disgusted by kids coming to school smelling like Beyonce’s breath, and looking unkempt. The aggravated professional has B.U.I.L.D. Academy( Buffalo New York) under fire for the outrageous claims. “It is a health and safety concern. It also makes it difficult for me to be close to them or even want to touch them. Enough said,” the teacher wrote. She required the note be…
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Michael Richards was rehired after just 2 auditions, and going rogue to ‘find himself’. As many homeless potential stars are forced to live in their cars, this George Zimmerman ish Emmy winner, snatched a potential slot for a fresh face. There is no rehab for hate, so he took a vacation from Hollyweird. Richards spent time avoiding the limelight in Connecticut, New York, and even Mexico. Seinfeld’s, Kramer, is now Kush puffing chauffeur, Frank Baxter, on “Kirstie” . Can you believe he was forgiven so easily for his infamous…
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So after the birth of her baby, and the upside down cross tattoo on her forehead, Amber Rose Khalifa decides too represent CHRISTIANMINGLE.com. We’ll… not exactly, but check out her look alike. in the video below. Where is “YOUR” mother when u need her.
ReceiptsMark Berndt was busted for lewd acts against children. He was only sentenced to 25 years in prison. The judge said it was pretty much life, since Mark is 62 years old. The public school, elementary teacher was caught giving students cookies laced with his semen- calling it “tasting games”. Before he was sentenced, all the mothers sobbed. They told him that he ruined their kids’ lives, but the cookies were eaten. Hopefully, he can play some “tasting games” in the big house with ROSCOE And DEEBO. Should we allow…
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This video is an in depth look at racism and discrimination. Sadly, lots of us ‘are’ what we openly despise. You decide.
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Robert Kardashian Jr. is known for being the awkward baby brother of his famous sisters. The extremely handsome, and sometimes chubby, bi- curious Kardashian brother, has mysteriously disappeared from the limelight. TheHollyweirdTimes did a little digging, and discovered the real reason behind Rob’s dreary esteem, and obvious absence from tabloid headlines. Everyone knows Robert Jr. is a roach, and his attempt at a sock brand failed. He tried Dancing With The Stars, but momager, Kris Jenner, could only afford the ‘runner-up’ slot. Kris makes it known that Kim Kardashian is…
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CelebDirtyLaundry (Hollywood Times): Some of the biggest names in Hollywood have credited Jennifer Lawrence with being the best thing since sliced bread. Rolling Stone called her “the most talented young actress in America.” In a world of media savvy twerkers, we refer to as celebrities, it’s awesome to be reminded that true talent is scattered through the sea of scripted ‘reality’ shows. Vogue had the opportunity to sit and get tipsy with, the one and only, Jennifer Lawrence. Unlike Hollywood’s other Jennifer’s, this one has raw talent. Although her…
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Mary Jaggers went to jail for calling the cops on a bunch of folks partying at the local bar. Apparently, she felt they’d been drinking too much. She called the police repeatedly. Mary, of course, never stopped drinking drinks to complain about all of the drinks they were drinking. The police finally came out and arrested her drunk ass for ruining the local 911 system. Where is “Your Mother” when you need her?
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Simon Cowell ruined every bi-curious college boys’ plans of ‘going to Hollywood’, when he decided to impregnate his best friend’s wife. Lauren Silverman can obviously suck a watermelon through a straw, because rumors claim Simon will eventually marry her. What started as an innocent friendship between a freaky couple, and a Hollyweird honcho, ended up being Simon’s worst nightmare. Simon relished in his bachelor role, and took pride in his booty buddy-no strings attached lifestyle. When Silverman got pregnant by the geezer, her husband left, and their child wept. The…
ReceiptsIf you’re visiting California for the tropical weather, good Kush, and pretty women- don’t expect to smell fresh air. Madonna has been granted permission to keep a pot bellied pig named Bubba in the beach communities. Bubba has the entire west coast reeking of feces, and pissy attitudes. Who wants to be neighbors with livestock in the ritzy beach cities of southern California? Madonna Grimsley, who’s is battling stage 4 cancer, was granted special permission to treat her bacon sandwich as a pet. See the video for yourself.
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Will Smith is trying his best to embarrass the weird out his kids, Jaden, and Willow. Rumors of Will’s cheating on Tupac’s sweetheart, Jada Pinkett Smith, have almost overshadowed the Scientology alle- gay- tions. Now we all know how bad Hollywood needs a couple who can withstand the competitive Botox toll of the entertainment industry. Don’t hold your breath on Will and Jada. Star Magazine claims a juicy photo is being peddled around town. Jada is probably too busy bumping cats, and vacationing to even care. Margot Robbie treated…
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Dr. J, (Julius Irving) known for his impeccable skills on the basketball court, has a new autobiography out. Dr. J reveals how he dated professional tennis player, Alexandra Stephenson. Dr. J said that he normally preferred head (oral sex),but when Stephenson had to get braces, it was no longer a possibility. He only met his daughter once because he was married and didn’t want anything to do with them. Where is ‘Your Mother’ when you need her?
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Where is ‘Your Mother’, when you need her?
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We’re grateful Kanye West finally proposed to Kim Kardashian. The plan came together like a pair of sweaty ass cheeks. Now if we can just get rid of that freaking Kylie and Kendall Jenner! It’s just our luck that they’ve inherited their mom’s great looks, and father’s amazing physique. We love them, but we’re glad they aren’t our sisters. They went to a a few night clubs, smoked little Kush, drunk a little drank, smashed a few rappers, popped a few seductive selfies on social media, and even had a…
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Betty White decided to join in on the fun of spoofing Miley Cyrus Wrecking Ball classic. Let’s just hope the #smilers don’t do her like they did Sinead O Conner! Why did Queen Latifah make Dolly Parton assume it was okay to rap? What is the world coming to? Check out the weird videos below, and follow us on twitter @HollyweirdTimes.
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John F. Kennedy’s brain didn’t get buried with him at Arlington National Cemetery. A new book claims his brother stole his brain, and we don’t know where he stashed it. “Not all the evidence from the assassination is at the National Archives. One unique, macabre item from the collection is missing — President Kennedy’s brain,” writes James Swanson in “End of Days: The Assassination of John F. Kennedy.” The weird news comes out right after Halloween in this spooky new book. According to the NYPost: During JFK’s autopsy…
ReceiptsWe’re not sure who thought of the brilliant idea of pairing Kendrick Lamar with Kanye West, but hip hop fans are loving it, according to @MTVNews. Kendrick, self proclaimed, ‘leader of the new school’ ,has the golden opportunity to open a tour for Yeezus. Seattle Washington’s Key Arena, was filled with hip hop heads. Everyone was hungry for some life changing , paparazzi beating, from Jay Z’s left hand man, Ye. However, when Kendrick Lamar grabbed the mic, fans were engulfed in the freshness of his lyrical content. MTV…
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A 17 year old girl was caught shoplifting. Upon the search of her handbag, store security found a dead fetus. There were no signs of trauma or injury. The creepy girl said she was 6 months pregnant only seconds before (being caught stealing), but had sadly miscarried. Now what makes this weird is the obvious. Why would you walk around with a dead baby in your purse? Why would you shop lift with a dead baby in your purse, and why wasn’t your ass in school? Where is ‘Your Mother’…
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Is something in the water? First, Big Boi from Outkast wife called it quits. Then Timberland’s wife not just divorced him, but had the nerve to request child support for a kid that isn’t even his. Now Master P’s wife has filed for divorce. We’re not saying the urban community is in need of more Hip Hop leaders, but Ice Cube is one of the only Hip Hip OGs who’s married now. Sonya Miller filed divorce documents obtained by TMZ . She seeks to end her 24-year marriage based…
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Lady Gaga boast a smidgen of “Do What U Want,” a new song featuring R. Kelly, in a Best Buy commercial ( Beats by Dre headphones). The snippet sounds electrifying, although everyone knows Gaga has enough money to buy his own CDs if sales don’t reflect his ego. You can’t think of R. Kelly without thinking of his superior credentials, and that God awful porno tape, but you’d still let him hit it wouldn’t you? The world can’t wait until ArtPop drops in early November. Do you love “Applause”? Did you hear String…
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It’s just the beginning of the next episode. Everyone loves to hate Brangelina for the obvious reasons. They are beautiful, rich, and they have kids from all over the world. Tabloids have pressured them to officially wed for years. It seems an actual wedding may happen after all. Who wouldn’t want to marry a goodwill ambassador responsible for saving lives with her double mastectomy announcement? The ultimate Hollyweird couple, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, have supposedly signed a pre-nuptial agreement worth 200 million pounds. “Angelina has always been a bit…
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Regardless of how we feel about Lady Gaga’s fashion sense, or ‘his’ sexuality, her music genius is undeniable. Gaga’s musical influence has gotten her a million twitter followers, and Michael Jackson comparisons. She really did an awesome job at this year’s Video Music Awards, but we were blinded by Miley Cyrus’ naked dehydration. Click below to watch String Theory do a beautiful cover of “Applause” with 5 Cellos! Let us know if you #HateIt? or #LoveIt?
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Everybody teases Drake for being an ’emo’ super emotional rapper. His light skin, and pearly grin offend Hip Hop’s true gangsters, like Kendrick Lamar. “And nothing’s been the same since they dropped ‘Control’/And tucked a sensitive rapper back in his pajama clothes/Ha-ha, jokes on you,” Kendrick said. Now, him and Future (Ciara’s new man) are acting like Mitches over a Billboard article, according to Page Six. Future, who was set to earn about $40,000 per gig, is set to file a lawsuit this week against Drake for lost wages, or about…
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Now it’s one thing to snatch a man from his wife, and children, but you’re asking for an ass whoopin’ if you try to mother another woman’s kids. LeAnn ‘flea-Ann” Rimes is back at torturing Brandi Glanville in every way possible. Can you believe she planted her whiskey whiskers on that poor baby? DailyMail provided proof that Rimes desperately wants to be accepted. Notice the little guy is holding LeAnn’s self worth in his hands. Mason (Brandi and Eddie Cibrian’s oldest son) was having a soccer game. Flea-Ann came to support…
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Black ratchet girl walk down the street with a pillow stuffed in the backside of her pants, and is serious. – Video
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