Don’t Forget: Jennifer Aniston Ignores Secret Brother

She’s never spotted with him in public.  She would never mention his name in an interview.  Hollyweird totally ignores Jennifer Aniston’s baby brother, AJ, and pretends he doesn’t exist.  Aniston’s boring, squeaky clean, image, is mainly why Alexander Aniston lives on the back burner.  He’s a heavily tattooed drifter known to be free spirited.  Sherry Rooney keeps quiet, but she doesn’t appreciate her only kid being labeled the ‘black sheep’ of the family.

 

It’s always something off beat about Holly WEIRD’S BABIES.  Jennifer Aniston’s dad, John Aniston, is a soap opera heavyweight.   Both AJ, and Jen were born into a luxurious cloud of maids, mansions, and privilege.  Although he paved the way, and gave her lead way into Hollywood- Aniston’s relationship with her father is estranged.  Maybe, it fell apart when she realized her father dumped her mom at the height of his showbiz career.  Can you believe he fell in love with AJ’s mother, Sherry, while still married and working on set?

Jennifer Aniston dropped millions on therapy.She blames all of her problems on her family.  Her nasty, ungrateful, attitude grew with fame. When asked why she hated her own mother she said, “She was from this world of, ‘Honey, take better care of yourself,’ or ‘Honey, put your face on,’ or all of those odd sound bites that I can remember from my childhood,” the Friends star recalled.

When Aniston’s mother, Nancy Dow, wrote From Mother and Daughter to Friends: A Memoir, Aniston used it as fuel to hate her even more! She didn’t speak to her mom for several years. The pain and resentment of writing the book crushed Nancy. She didn’t realize it would carve a hole in the already brittle relationship. She was so stressed she had two strokes, and died in 2016.

Poppa Aniston’s money can’t buy father time.  He’s nearly 88 now, so nobody told him how AJ jumped naked on social media!  AJ must’ve been floating off some hillbilly heroin when he decided to post his ass and eggplant pic on Instagram.  What is a rich ‘crust punk’ like Alexander doing with an assault rifle, face paint, and camouflage?

“Jennifer is extremely worried over AJ’s latest behavior,”somebody snitched to National Enquirer.  “She knows he loves to shock people, but seeing him charging around in the nude, and wielding assault weapons is taking it to a whole new level.”

Is AJ crying out for attention?  Does Jennifer Aniston really care about baby brother AJ, or her Tinseltown image?  More important, do you think Aniston will allow skulls and bones selling Alex, to inherit her father’s massive fortune without a fight?  How long will it be before Sherry Rooney slaps the piss out of Jen for treating her son like crap for being different?

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