Madonna is the typical aging rocker spiraling towards irrelevancy. Tabloids claim that her adopted African twin daughters are stolen. Her son David has grown to be super tall and handsome. Madonna slipped him some Jesus juice, and new Hermes bags. He’s a colorful fellow who enjoys the performing arts just like his Momma. Please explain why Madonna used David’s 1st live performance to shock fans with her big fake booty? What is the world coming to? Will Madonna’s bold new fake ASSets convince her vintage Hollyweird friends to follow suit?
