Rob Kardashian Rehab & New Reality Star Romance

Robert Kardashian has finally squandered all of his allowance.  Weirdos spotted  Rob dipping in, and out of downtown Hell A’s trashiest motels.  He’d die waiting on Kim Kardashian’s support.  He rarely does anything to make his sisters proud.  With his brother-n-law, Lamar Odom’s, encouragement- Robert Kardashian Jr. checked in rehab.

‘Rob is in good spirits and has a positive mindset,’ a source told the GossipExtra.
‘He quietly checked into a beachside Palm Beach County drug and alcohol in-patient rehab center over the weekend.’

Rob knew he’d eventually have to pull his spanx from the closet, and sober up.  It’s the only way to his entitled inheritance.  Kourtney Kardashian is super busy with the kids.   Kylie & Kendall Jenner are way too cool to be seen out in public with him.  Did the senseless killing of his homey, Chinx Drugz, have anything to do with his decision to get clean?  Or was it Khloe Kardashian’s jealousy of  him and Lamar’s booty bond?

Robert Kardashian has a new #WCW crush to beat his meat to, and surprise! surprise!  She’s blacker than Malika will EVER be.  Rob’s crush, and motivation to get skinny, is so ratchet.  She’s Basketball Wives LA, reality thot- Miss Draya Michele.  Rob gave up on Angela Simmons, but insiders claim he is geeked for Draya.   Orlando Scandrick dissed Draya, and called off the engagement.  Draya is single now, and the thought of being a Kardashian makes her panties wet.  Do they make a great couple to you?

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