Kartrashians? Robert Kardashian Shameful Incest

Will you be watching Keeping Up With the Kardashians this season? Did you see Khloe Kardashian and Kris Jenner turnt at Diana Ross’ birthday bash? Kris has been in the spotlight every since she safely secured the bag carrying the knife that killed Nicole Brown Simpson. Rob was so desperate after his divorce, he got engaged to his cousin!

Doing crazy things are inbred in the Kardashian DNA. Not the President of OJ’s Dream Team? Kim Kardashian’s daddy, Robert Kardashian, had an incestuous romance with his very own cousin. Jordyn Woods should be far from their minds. Instead, pill- poppin’ Kourtney Kardashian, needs to focus on why her father was engaged to Denice Halicki.

After divorcing the reality TV mogul, Rob hooked up with his 3rd cousin. She was fine too, and sweeter than cotton candy. The Kardashians and the family of Demos Shakarian were related according to Jerry Oppenheimer’s book The Kardashians: An American Drama.

Robert Kardashian was so desperate to return to his roots. She was Armenian. Although related, they got engaged, and eventually shacked up. The book claims Robert begged Denise Halicki to marry him, but she refused. He told her, “Well take your shit and get the fuck out!”

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