Donald Trump Pimpin

Donald Trump is serving more than Hamburders these days!  A few weeks ago, trick daddy Robert Kraft, (owner of the New England Patriots) was busted soliciting sex from the Orchids of Asia Day Spa. Rumors claimed even bigger names would leak like Khloe Kardashian’s new booty.  The biggest name to come out is Donald Trump!

Donnie Boy is besties with the former owner of the spa, Li Yang. They were hanging out watching the Super Bowl together with their trick, Robert Kraft. Yang insisted that Donald Trump come to ensure her safety.  Sometimes, tricks refuse to pay up if their team loses.

Li Yang is accused of opening multiple spa locations. The pleasure zones were guaranteed to please couples and men with an array of petite, stinky, Sake.  She only sold them because the feds started investigating her for human trafficking. Yang was an active member  of Donald Trump’s campaign.  She donated over $40,000.  In return, Donald introduced his rich and powerful buddies to her sex spas. He set it up perfectly.

His golf resort is literally less than 15 minutes away from the spa.  All of his friends come to town, and they visit the spa on a regular basis. Afterall, playing golf and sipping margaritas, is very stressful.

Was Yang an ambitious political novice enamored with a brash new president? Had she possibly stumbled into a campaign-finance violation by promising to sell Chinese business executives access to Trump and his family? Could she even be working with Chinese intelligence? – Miami Herald

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