Blonde Baby Jigga Lips- Deveraux Jagger

Melanie Hamrick is feeling hopeless as she anticipates being replaced. Mick Jagger is back from heart surgery, and already posting his rusted dance moves on YouTube.

Hamrick is haunted by the death of L’Wren Scott, Jagger’s former lover. Scott was an acclaimed model and fashion designer before Melanie killed her. She sashayed her young, juicy, ballerina cakes back stage at a Tokyo concert. Mick Jagger fell in love instantly. The gorgeous Melanie was L’Wren Scott’s younger doppleganger. L’Wren’s death is just as suspicious as Drake’s six pack abs. Reports claim she committed suicide. Mick Jagger was pressured to release a statement.


I am still struggling to understand how my lover and best friend could end her life in this tragic way. We spent many wonderful years together and had made a great life for ourselves. She had great presence and her talent was much admired, not least by me. I have been touched by the tributes that people have paid to her, and also the personal messages of support that I have received. I will never forget her.

Mick didn’t really give a cluck. He made love to Melanie Hamrick the same night Scott hung herself. Don’t you dare judge him! Hamrick WAS young, and flexible. So much so, that she birthed the vintage rocker’s kid- just one year after his real partner crumbled from heartbreak. Melanie is still limber with her expectations, but growing uncomfortable with single parenthood.

Is Deveraux Jagger being raised by a nanny? Will Melanie Hamrick ever forgive herself for ruining the L’Wren Scott Mick Jagger showmance? Does Hamrick see L’Wren in herself now? How long before Mick finds his 9th baby momma? Do you think it was all worth it? Did L’Wren really commit suicide, or was she murdered?

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