FBI vs LAPD – LA County Sheriffs Arrested On Federal Indictment

This just in!  The LAPD Sheriffs working in downtown Los Angeles are catching fire.  5 cases stemming from an FBI investigation have exposed crooked cops, and their alleged scandals.  Accusations include, falsifying reports, inmate abuse, illegal arrests,  and violation of inmates civil rights. One cop is accused of breaking the arm of a guy who was just visiting his brother.  His shoulder is permanently dislocated from the incident.  According to the indictment, when the FBI mole was identified, they hid him inside the jail.  They falsified records to make it…

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We Know Why Harry Styles Broke Up With Kendall Jenner

Kendall Jenner is barely 18, but she’s already putting her skinny cock on the block.  Harry Styles hasn’t figured out how the paparazzi keeps finding his whereabouts.  Kardashians do not believe in privacy.  We knew Kris Jenner was a snake , but now we have proof that she pimps her daughters out to the press!   According to OK Magazine, Kris has Versace demands for her girls’ potential boyfriends.  We can’t help but wonder, why Harry felt Kendall Jenner was worth all the drama. #1.  Suitable suitors only:  Kris Jenner…

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Kate Middleton Parents Demand Quality Time With Prince George For Christmas

The holidays are quickly approaching, and everyone wants to be apart of Prince George’s first Christmas.   Kate’s dad is cool, but insiders claim her mom, Carole Middleton, is a bit rough around the edges.  Prince William loves when his wife , Kate Middleton, wears skimpy skirts, on windy days.  Nico Jackson is  busy sucking up all Pippa Middleton’s free milk.  Kate has no one to confide in, accept the 2 faced witch  who spilled the beans to OK Magazine. Everybody has been invited to ball with Queen Elizabeth II and…

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VIDEO PREMIER: Gasoline & Matches – LeAnn Rimes Cibrian

Ladies & Gentlemen – it’s time! We are excited and proud to present you the brand new music video from LeAnn Rimes with Rob Thomas and Jeff Beck for their song “Gasoline & Matches”. All of the footage and stop motion was filmed exclusively on the iPhone. Directed and Filmed by Ian Padgham. Produced by Darrell Brown, Ian Padgham and LeAnn Rimes. https://www.facebook.com/leannrimesmusic

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Cold Blooded Murder In LA – Mistaken Identity – VIDEO

Jarret Crump was shot Nov. 25  and  had no gang ties or criminal history.  He was heading out to play basketball after having dinner with his grandmother when he was murdered.  The surveillance video shows a gunman get out of an SUV, fire gunshots over another car’s hood, and then get back inside the SUV and burn off.  When the light turns green, other cars can be seen driving away,like nothing happened.

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Woman Knits Using Her Vagina

DailyMail Casey Jenkins, 34, is at the centre of an unusual piece of performance art, called Casting Off My Womb, in which she is spending 28 days knitting from a ball of wool which she inserted inside her vagina. She is currently halfway through the project. In a video about the enterprise Casey says: ‘If you take a good, hard look at a vulva, you realize it’s just a bit of a body. There’s nothing that is shocking or scary, you know, nothing that is going to run out and…

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Carrie Underwood Brad Paisley Battle Lawsuit And Rumors Of Infidelity

Carrie Underwood, and her rumored booty buddy, Brad Paisley are in deep shiz.  Their hit duet song, Remind Me, is the subject of a serious lawsuit.   A Nashville judge refused  to dismiss a songwriter’s claim of having her song stolen.   Amy Bowen is accusing the duo of being thieves, but this happens all the time in Hollywood. Forget Amy, Hollyweird streets say Carrie and Brad ‘beat it’ Paisley are forking around behind their spouses back.    We hope it’s untrue, but everyone knows Carrie Underwood, and her  Hockey husband, Mike…

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Liam Hemsworth Miley Cyrus Engagement Back On!

Who can bounce that monkey better than Blac Chyna?  Miley Cyrus demolished racial barriers with her twerking, but ruined her romance with Liam Hemsworth in the process.  Liam was overwhelmed by Miley’s superstardom, forked Eiza Gonzalez, then called off the engagement. Liam has decided to ignore his jealous sister-n-law, and Hollyweirdos who slammed Miley for being too  racy for her Hannah Montana fan base.  All of us were jealous of her #1 slot, and perfect body- even Lady Gaga, and Beyonce. Anyway, sources say Liam Hemsworth misses that kitten singing in…

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Rapper Ja Rule Leaves Wife And Kids For Prison Cell Mate?

CreamBMP Reports “He wrote all them love songs and still don’t know how to treat a b*tch” Responded Aisha Atkin’s rapper Ja Rule’s wife in an opening statement during her MTV exclusive “Married Life After Prison” set to air later this month. “We spent 10 plus years building our marriage but it only took him two to decide he’d rather suck a d*ck than be with his wife” Ja Rule was sentenced to two years in jail for a gun charge and released earlier in 2013 when he presumably returned…

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Proof That California Streets Are Paved With Gold

You want to move to California so badly, but you wonder what on earth you’d do for a living.  Amir Soltani has all the answers, with his new compassionate documentary, Dogtown Redemption.  The story is an in-depth look at how California’s hustlers manage to make money from recycling. Alliance Recycling pays cash for scrap metal, and aluminum.  Most is spent on dope, liquor, and sex.  How else can we forget how broke we are? LATimes Reports Where many saw dank and sticky chaos, the pair found the underside of the…

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Confessions Of A Public School Teacher

A lot of parents are feeling upset right now.  A teacher sent a permission slip to parents urging them to keep their kids clean. She was totally disgusted by kids coming to school smelling like Beyonce’s breath, and looking unkempt.  The aggravated professional has  B.U.I.L.D. Academy( Buffalo New York) under fire for the outrageous claims.   “It is a health and safety concern. It also makes it difficult for me to be close to them or even want to touch them. Enough said,”  the teacher wrote.  She required the note be…

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Seinfeld Racist Michael Richards Is Back

Michael Richards was rehired after just 2 auditions, and going rogue  to ‘find himself’.  As many homeless potential stars are forced to live in their cars, this George Zimmerman ish  Emmy winner, snatched a potential slot for a fresh face.  There is no rehab for hate, so he took a vacation from Hollyweird.  Richards spent time avoiding the limelight in Connecticut, New York, and even Mexico.   Seinfeld’s, Kramer, is now  Kush puffing chauffeur, Frank Baxter, on “Kirstie” .  Can you believe he was forgiven so easily for his infamous…

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Teacher Convinces Students To Eat Semen Laced Cookies

Mark Berndt was busted for lewd acts against children.  He was only sentenced to 25 years in prison.  The judge said it was pretty much life, since Mark is 62 years old.  The public school, elementary teacher was  caught giving students cookies laced with his semen- calling it “tasting games”.   Before he was sentenced, all the mothers sobbed.  They told him that he ruined their kids’ lives, but the cookies were eaten.  Hopefully,  he can play some “tasting games” in the big house with ROSCOE And DEEBO.  Should we allow…

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Tom Cruise Desperate To Dump Scientology And Get Katie Holmes Back

Tom Cruise is tired of  internet porn, so sources say he’s trying to  get Katie Holmes back.  His Scientology hit squad is killing his image, and all his recent time alone makes him resent the word ‘selfie’.    Now that we all know for sure that Katie Holmes split from the ageless superstar for putting his cult like religion before his family, his movie rankings  (and self esteem) are  in the toilet. We aren’t suggesting that Holmes allowed Jamie Foxx to knock the dust off that poochie, but while Tom…

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Brandi Glanville Determined To Cash In On Eddie Cibrian Divorce And LeAnn Rimes Beef

Brandi Glanville is just realizing she’s not eating her fair share of the pumpkin pie.  She has plenty of fame, but no freaking money.  Which is probably why Eddie Cibrian moved on. Glanville told FOX411.  “My long-term goals are to buy a house for the kids; we are still renting. I want to secure a financial future for us. My kids are going to start private school soon.  I really want that. I don’t want all this crap to go on forever, for my kids’ sake, too. For the first…

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