Does Len Goodman have Jesus in his yearbook? Hollyweird’s streets are whispering the Dancing With The Stars judge can’t handle his hectic schedule, so he may have to ditch his day job soon. Apparently, they don’t make Geritol like they used too. His loved ones are seriously worried that his bi-coastal lifestyle will lead him to an early grave. Goodman is nearly 70 years old, but spends an ample amount of time traveling from London to Los Angeles. Goodman films DWTS, and UK’s version, Strictly Come Dancing. The tireless hours…
Ireland Baldwin is very close to pulling a Sharkeisha on her on her own mother, Kim Basinger. She’s standing up for her dad’s cruel homo comments. Alec Baldwin has a newborn baby, a college aged kid, a pot belly, and a ‘thing’ for gay people. Every time a paparazzi looks his way, he beats them like Chris Brown. Since Baldwin was caught on tape spitting more gay, racist slurs than Mel Gibson, he reluctantly apologized to not offend his political connects. Instead of jamming his 8 track tapes for his…
The price of Cali living scares you. The thought of constant sunshine fries your brain. No matter how much you love your town, or hate the Kardashians, everyone admittedly has secret dreams of Tinseltown. Beautiful shots of the citified paradise overshadow your favorite reality show. Every single award ceremony is hosted in L. A. Los Angeles is home to your favorite musician, movie star, sports hero and celebrity crush. The Red Hot Chili Peppers were born in Los Angeles at Fairfax High School. Tupac Shakur dedicated an entire track to…
TwiHards prayed that Robert Pattinson would forgive Kristen Stewart for ruining their lives. Although the scruffy couple were spotted together recently, Stewart has decided to reignite fans’ hatred, by reuniting with the guy who burned our fairy tale. Stewart cheated on Rob at the height of the Twilight saga, with married movie director Rupert Sanders- during the filming of Snow White and the Huntsman. Sources tell OK Magazine that Rupert is begging K-Stew for a round two of that Trampire poochie pop. “Rupert wants her to star in…
Fans are unexcited, and she obviously paid for her star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Since her break out role on Friends, we’ve suffered through trash movie after trash movie.
If Bobbi Kristina’s engagement to her step brother didn’t make you question the potency of Hollyweird’s drugs, you may like to know she’s chosen Madea to be her new daddy. With her mother, Whitney Houston, resting in peace, ‘Krissi ‘ is still mourning this holiday season. Bobbi was always awkward with her estranged father, Bobby Brown. Sources claim Bobbi Kris wants Tyler Perry as a father figure. Whitney and Tyler Perry were cool, don’t get us wrong. This girl doesn’t know the difference between associates and friends. Tyler Perry is an…
Dear Amber Rose, We know it’s hard not to be overwhelmed by Kimye’s media blitz. Wiz Khalifa is always on the road, Sebastian hates naps, and it’s hard to find another female in the industry that you can trust. You tried to tell Hollyweird years ago that Kim Kardashian was a home wrecking slut, but everybody assumed you were just bitter about your split from Kanye West. Now that you have Bash, and a recurring Hip Hop Forbes List tooth pic for a hubby, you’ve shied away from the limelight. We…
I hope you haven’t eaten yet, because this is the most absurd Hollyweird story since Mike Tyson fell in love with a flock of pigeons. Demyx reports: The Next Magazine, a weekly publication from Hong Kong, reported that infant corpses and fetuses have become the newest supplements for health and beauty in China. According to The Next Magazine, during a banquet hosted by a Taiwanese businessman, a servant Ms Liu from Liaoning province on the mainland inadvertently revealed the habit of eating infants/fetuses in Liaoning province and her intention to…
Although it has been well over 4 years, Brandi Glanville confessed that LeAnn Rimes stealing Eddie Cibrian, really ruined her life. The pain won’t go away. “Four and a half years after my betrayal, I still battle with depression and trust issues,” Glanville confessed to SoberBook.com. “I survived my heartbreak, but I will be dealing with the damage it caused for the rest of my life.” “I have my good months and bad months,” she said. “If I didn’t have my children, I might be one of the many who never came…
Even if you don’t know who Jean Claude Van Damme is, you’ve probably seen the video of his old ass doing the splits better than a Laker girl. Channing Tatum tried his best to recreate the amazing video, see how flexible he is below.
With friends like Jamie, who needs enemies? Adding a loogie to your caramel mocha frappuccino, a recent video of Lamar Odom rapping like he’s Yeezus has leaked. This is disgusting…especially considering the preparation it takes for the taping of season 3 of Khloe& Lamar , and his supposed NBA comeback. Watch Khloe keep losing weight, forking The Game and taking freaking selfies to mask her pain. She’s embarrassed, but willing to make the sacrifice to maintain her showmance status. If you listen carefully, Lamar brags about being on the ‘DL’, and…
Musab Shamsah was arrested in May and charged in line with article 111 of the emirate’s penal code, which prohibits mocking religion. He was also accused of violating the 2012 National Unity Law, which criminalises publishing and broadcasting content that could be deemed offensive to religious “sects” or groups, and of misusing his mobile phone to disseminate objectionable comments. Mr Shamsah’s lawyer Khalil Ghulam said he had pleaded not guilty to all the charges, arguing that prosecutors had misinterpreted his tweet, which pertained to Shia and Sunni theological differences and made…
Who told Eddie Murphy it was okay to sing? We will give him a pass, since he ended his feud with Arsenio Hall. “We stopped our bitter feud, just for tonight,” Hall said. Eddie played crazy, “What bitter feud?” Arsenio gushed “Oh, see, you don’t read all that stuff,” to which Eddie asked again, “We’re having a feud?” Arsenio said, “Yes, the tabloids said we’re having a bitter feud.” “Oh, I don’t read the tabloids. I really don’t, I don’t read any of that s–t,” Murphy said. What…
Kate Middleton may have a few gray hairs, but her legs are impeccable. She wowed at a charity event, and always represents her husband well. Certainly Prince William is a happy man, and certainly, Prince George of Cambridge will have a sibling soon. What we really want to know, is this a mere wardrobe malfunction? Or is Kate Middleton trying to keep it popping like Kim Kardashian?
Insecure wives across the globe secretly practice the #bootyselfie because Kim Kardashian won’t keep her tits, (for North West) and greasy plastic ass, (for Kanye West) to her self. Kim knows how to ride the media pony like no other, so fresh off her video cameo ( click here to watch ‘ Bound 2’ Kanye West ) with her baby daddy, she’s been hounding paparazzi to snap her picture. She had her money makers on full blast as she showed up to NYC’s Barclays Center in an effort to promote…
LATimes Reports: Bryant looked active, making fadeaways over Nick Young and Xavier Henry near the top of the key, scoring on a backdoor layup and finding Wesley Johnson for a layup. He jumped but didn’t dunk during the open portion of practice. “I’m just trying to do what I normally do, figure some things out about my game — what can I do at this stage, what I can’t do at this stage,” he said. He compared taking the court Tuesday to the excitement he felt before his first start as a rookie in the 1996-97…
Workers in Tacloban, Philippines had the gruesome task of discarding several hundred dead bodies scattered everywhere. After one of the strongest typhoons ever, the town is overwhelmed with grief, shock, and a corpse collage. To prevent survivors from being drenched in sickness and disease, the city’s main priority, is to bury the dead as soon as possible. Most families will never know for certain what happened to their loved ones. Several more hundred dead bodies cover the streets, and are trapped in rubble. “Our fear,” according to Rev. Javier…
Robert Kardashian Jr. is known for being the awkward baby brother of his famous sisters. The extremely handsome, and sometimes chubby, bi- curious Kardashian brother, has mysteriously disappeared from the limelight. TheHollyweirdTimes did a little digging, and discovered the real reason behind Rob’s dreary esteem, and obvious absence from tabloid headlines. Everyone knows Robert Jr. is a roach, and his attempt at a sock brand failed. He tried Dancing With The Stars, but momager, Kris Jenner, could only afford the ‘runner-up’ slot. Kris makes it known that Kim Kardashian is…
Ladies, the next time your bestie encourages your imperfections, by agreeing that you need plastic surgery, beware… According to local news reports, April Brown, mother,cosmetologist, and fashion designer- lost it all. She had to cut parts of her limbs because of a grotesque, life threatening disease. It all started at one of those pumping parties. April agreed to allow her ass to become injected with industrial silicon. “They call it butt injections,” Brown says. She had Nicki Minaj’s ass, but lived in pain. Brown refused to name the…
CelebDirtyLaundry (Hollywood Times): Some of the biggest names in Hollywood have credited Jennifer Lawrence with being the best thing since sliced bread. Rolling Stone called her “the most talented young actress in America.” In a world of media savvy twerkers, we refer to as celebrities, it’s awesome to be reminded that true talent is scattered through the sea of scripted ‘reality’ shows. Vogue had the opportunity to sit and get tipsy with, the one and only, Jennifer Lawrence. Unlike Hollywood’s other Jennifer’s, this one has raw talent. Although her…
Mary Jaggers went to jail for calling the cops on a bunch of folks partying at the local bar. Apparently, she felt they’d been drinking too much. She called the police repeatedly. Mary, of course, never stopped drinking drinks to complain about all of the drinks they were drinking. The police finally came out and arrested her drunk ass for ruining the local 911 system. Where is “Your Mother” when you need her?
Daily Mail (video): A farmer’s son suffering from a large facial tumour is looking for love after having life-changing surgery. Lalit Ram lived as a virtual recluse in his remote Indian village due to the condition neurofibromatosis which caused a large sagging tumour on his face. Desperately poor and unable to work, Lalit was left to care for his family’s buffaloes in a tiny shed and even had to sleep there ‘I have problems eating and drinking. Sometimes I feel so lonely because I have no one to talk to.…
