Turn the volume down on your computer. Make sure nobody is looking. Kate Upton just released pictures of her new calendar. Oh Lawd, please have mercy on us? All props to 3am.co.uk, we love and appreciate you for the exclusive! The only guy dumb enough to think he can have this to himself, Maksim Chmerkovskiy, doesn’t stand a chance against our disgusting imaginations. Christmas came early this year ladies and gents. Feast your eyes, on the ONE, the ONLY…Kate Upton. God Bless America! Caption this picture in the comments below:…
Rumors are circulating that his new chic, Dylan Penn (daughter of Sean Penn), is not really feeling all the pressure that comes with being Pattinson’s girlfriend. Kanye West sold his soul to become a Kardashian, but Penn is not into paying for headlines.
We guess blood is thicker than water. Either that, or somebody knocked some common sense into Lamar Odom’s ass. TMZ dishes: It’s the Lamar Odom reconciliation no one expected — less than a month after publicly ripping his father … TMZ has learned the two are patching things up in a big way.Joe Odom and Lamar were spotted walking together in Venice last weekend … and sources close to the Odoms tell us they’ve been hanging out for the last week or so around Marina del Rey, where Joe lives. We’re told they’ve been hanging at…
Now it’s one thing to snatch a man from his wife, and children, but you’re asking for an ass whoopin’ if you try to mother another woman’s kids. LeAnn ‘flea-Ann” Rimes is back at torturing Brandi Glanville in every way possible. Can you believe she planted her whiskey whiskers on that poor baby? DailyMail provided proof that Rimes desperately wants to be accepted. Notice the little guy is holding LeAnn’s self worth in his hands. Mason (Brandi and Eddie Cibrian’s oldest son) was having a soccer game. Flea-Ann came to support…
Kate Middleton is trying to adjust to motherhood, and Prince William is just happy to be back riding that juicy Polo horse. The new parents, and royal rock stars, show Hollywood’s narcissist celebrities how to demand privacy. We haven’t seen Prince George parading around town with a makeup filled face like Kingston Rossdale, or rocking colorful head wraps like Kim Kardashian’s neice, Penelope Disick. All we know is they’re a young hot couple, and Kate is already back skinnier than most of us. Kate Middleton isn’t threatened by Cressida Bonas, as long as she has her sister, Pippa Middleton, encouraging her…
Move over Nina Dobrev. Cry your inviting eyes out, Ian Somerhalder. Kat Graham is kicking Hollywood’s doors down. Kat is every woman’s yeast infection, and every gay guy’s dream bestie. You’ve probably already jacked off to her smoking hot new video for the new ‘Power’ single. What you didn’t know is, the television network has The Vampire Diaries crew on a very strict diet. Usually celebrities just snort cocaine, and eat diet pills to stay thin. As gorgeous as she is, don’t you get hungry just looking at her? Graham admitted in…
Miley Cyrus has come a lonnng way. Who knew the Disney star would be getting lucrative offers like these. The Twerk goddess has an offer on the table to direct a XXX movie. GameLink is offering her 1 million dollars, and would like to give her full control of the movie from the concept to the facial. GameLink feels like this will give Billy Ray Cyrus, and the world, a chance to see her as a mature adult. We think she will do it. Unless all the twerking,gyrating and popping her…
LeAnn Rimes is no better than Fantasia. Just like Michael Jackson snatched Wade Robson’s innocence, LeAnn Rimes snatched Eddie Cibrian. Alicia Keys snatched Swizz Beats, but what’s the point? LeAnn owns Brandi Glanville, because she’s the bigger star. Brandi, Eddie’s drunken sexy ex-wife, will be happy to know that Rimes’ ex-husband, Dean Sheremet, has spilled the beans about the couple’s 2009 split. He embarrassingly revealed he found out about the singer’s affair with Eddie Cibrian just like the rest of us. Appearing on “Access Hollywood Live”, Sheremet proved LeAnn…
As if the NBA needed additional negative attention, Kendrick Perkins has gotten arrested. No he didn’t get caught smoking crack with two groupies. No, he didn’t bring a gun into the locker room. We guess since Love& Hip Hop decided to take their talents to Houston, TX, Perkins thought it was cool to cold cock a club goer with his huge fist. Reports say the Oklahoma City Thunder baller, and his brother-in-law, Quincy Alpough were outside Nox nightclub in H-Town when they started beef with a woman named Mikeeta Cotton. Cotton got into a…
Paris Hilton has finally become lonely again. I guess when those paparazzi stop snapping those cameras,and no one is chasing the pink Bentley down anymore, your natural reaction is to sing. So the trillionaire heiress signed with Lil Wayne and cash money records. I guess she is channeling her inner Katy Perry. Unfortunately most people would prefer her inner Miley Cyrus. Twerk Paris Paris….
Washington D. C. is competing with Chicago for America’s most weird and dangerous city. The government shut down season caused quite a stir amongst politicians, twitter addicts, and socially conscious celebrities. First, there was a mass shooting at the Washington Navy Yard. Aaron Alexis was under “the delusional belief that he was being controlled or influenced by extremely low frequency electromagnetic waves” according to the FBI. “My ELF weapon” was carved in the sawed-off shotgun he used in the massacre. “ELF” refers to electromagnetic waves, a technology used for…
We’re unsure if you’ve heard about Kanye West’s beef with Jimmy Kimmel, but die hard fans smelled dookie from a mile away. West sucker punched Jimmy Kimmel on Twitter. Yeezus got super offended when Kimmel poked fun of his BBC interview. Since Michael Jackson is moon-walking in heaven, West claimed to be “the biggest rock star on the planet”. Kanye didn’t like being the butt end of Kimmel’s jokes, or at least pretended to be irritated by Kim Kardashian’s limelight. He ripped Jimmy: KANYE WEST@kanyewestFollow JIMMY KIMMEL IS OUT OF…
This article isn’t intended to encourage lust. It’s point is not to suggest hoes take responsibility for ruining the lives of athletes, politicians, and couples who used to have love. At the day’s end, who are we to judge anyway?
Now that Kris and Bruce Jenner have officially announced their separation, and Kim Kardashian got fresh booty injections in Paris- Miley Cyrus has officially twerked her #Bangerz album to the top slot. Everyone pretends to be disgusted by the Hannah Montana star, but we all secretly want to dance naked, and pop molly our damn selves. Miley Cyrus blitzed the media world with her pasty thin body, rapper entourage, and fascination with twerking, at the 2013 Video Music Awards. She’s owned EVERY entertainment headline since. The twerk queen left Lady…
Certainly you’re plain sick of hearing rumors of Khloe Kardashian’s divorce from her cheating dope fiend husband. It seems entertainment headlines want Khloe to divorce her washed up NBA baller, Lamar Odom. Rumors claim she’s already signed the divorce papers. To convince us she’s not hurt, she’s been partying her bad built ass off. What’s the best way to get over someone you love? The kinky Kardashian has resulted to getting ‘under’ someone else. Unfortunately, that someone is engaged, hip hop rapper, The Game (Marrying The Game on VH1). They…
What’s worse than having to take a dump, the moment you’re done with your shower? Doesn’t it suck when your ex bounces back before you? Nina Dobrev has quickly moved on from Ian Somerhalder with Derrick Hough. Yep, the sexy brunette, and The Vampire Diaries hottie, has resulted to rebounding with Julianne Hough’s geeky big brother. Everyone was hoping it was just a rumor, but the new couple decided to rip a hole in Ian’s heart by officially stepping out as a couple the other night. Dobrev hit…
Halle Berry just welcomed her 2nd child according to sources. Halle’s husband, Olivier Martinez’s life is doomed The gorgeous biracial actress suffers from pretty girl (trashy cat) syndrome. She’s pretty, but pretty hard to deal with- according to Kevin Costner, Spike Lee, Wesley Snipes, Eddie Murphy, David Justice, Billy Bob Thorton, and so on…… Halle ‘Kardashian’, gave birth to a healthy baby boy! She also has a 5-year-old daughter with ex-boyfriend Gabriel Aubry. Gabe got smacked by her new Boo for disrespecting ‘Queen’ Halle. We hate Halle Berry because she’s beautiful. Congrats…
As Khloe Kardashian continues to hang on to her crack ‘rock’ star husband, Lamar Odom, dirt just continues to build against the infamous Kardashian family. Lamar was caught cheating on Khloe, and his life has been a living hell every since. Kris Jenner released fury from her failed talk show. “Working with Kris was absolutely unbearable,” a Kris production staff member told RadarOnline. “She would show up on set hung over and demand her beauty team to fix her up and make her look stunning.” Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick are parading around our social networks, but we honestly don’t care. We’re trying to…
Powerball Winning, William Seeley- ‘Duck Dynasty’ Wanna-Be – Cursed By Multi-Million Dollar Pay Out Channeling Duck Dynasty’s Phil Robertson, super blessed Powerball winner,William Seeley, claimed his lottery prize wearing a long beard, a straw hat, and a t-shirt advertising the hit reality show. “I’ve had this look way before Duck Dynasty” he told National Enquirer. He’s adamantly denied stealing Phil’s swag. Seeley was obviously, ‘Happy! Happy! Happy!’ Who wouldn’t be? This goon walked away with 3.8 million dollars. Totally overwhelmed by instant super stardom, he promise he’d “retire to a log cabin on multiple acres…
